Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

'cause my family looks to me as a leader,

We have the staff and its powers.

and that's what we really use to trade!

'Cause I didn't mean to make you actually prove it, really.

means I'm abandoning the family.

because the age difference is very noticeable,

-[creature grunting] -[officer screams]

Power of chaos.

[people screaming]

You know something? That's how I amuse myself.

then by the system,

I told you I would die before I help you.

[Shazam] Uh, Darla, that was, 'cause...

It's called speculative history, Eugene. Look it up.

Yeah, that's probably why you fell.

[clears throat] Yeah, absolutely

[Shazam screams]

No, 'Sincerely, best'.

[powers resonate]

[all screaming]

I'm gonna go check on the kids.

[Shazam grunts]

Constantly breathing down your neck.

where you were sitting when it happened?

Now, say the word.

That halfwit Billy gave you the powers of Shazam?

Hey. Are you okay?

Yeah. It's crazy music, Freddy.

I just want to be in the Wonder Woman group.

So, we have a lot to talk about.

Total control freak.

but I'll never find out

Yet I'm still gonna walk backwards now.

-[sighs] It never ends. -[chuckles]

Because of you,

[unicorns roaring]

Let's go, let's go.

[Brett] Get up, man. What are you doin'?

There's shelter ahead.

[tires screech]

Captain Everypower usually tops most online polls

-You know? -What?

Whoa, guys, look!

My, what weapons they must have wielded.

and your neighbor picked it up and kept it.

Oh, you mean Collette? Well, she and I

Listen, if you need anything at all,

I'm gonna take that as a yes.

More fit than you.

And, and obviously I don't know

You're wasting my time, boy.

Think you'd love her, actually.

[Shazam grunts]

"The king of beasts."

Yeah, can we get back on track?

The staff is drained of magic.

You know what I mean? If they just point that staff at us, we dodge.

We do this our way, not theirs.

The only way that barrier could be removed is if--

It's all about family!

Rosa, it's Billy, okay? And that's Eugene,

everyone on Earth, we have to get a job or...

-Pretty much. -[Shazam] Slick. Okay, cool.

"Dear daughters of Atlas,

are they children like yourself?

Just as they destroyed ours.

[Shazam grunting]

Did you not see what she was holding?

and a serious design flaw, if I'm being honest.

[Freddy] Nope, over it. Done it.

[both] There is no compromise.

[whispering in other language]

Now, you know your place, sister.

is a stack of magical parchment.

It was an apple. She wanted a snack.

[Kalypso] A god has answered their prayers at last.

And he should be laid to rest like one.

That's not a small amount.

-Told you I suck at dodgeball. -[Shazam] Yeah,

How about an arcane focus?

-in the Pit of Endless Agony. -Okay, I feel like maybe

But when things got bad,

I've never heard that name in my life.

Lady, lady, you can't die!

No, no, no, the other time.

Well, once the staff contained the powers of the gods,

Kalypso, hand me the staff.

we started off real, real, real, real strong, right?

in your world, Freddy Freeman.

We're gonna need more Skittles.

What are you doing?

[lightning cracks]

[Shazam] Go, go, go!

You know, I'm not just a superhero.

Circle up, fam!

I chose right when I chose you.

This all came from the tree, right?

Well, used to be. It's complicated now.

No. Your answer is no because nobody's stupid enough

[intriguing music playing]

They want to make a trade.

And it's a stupid rule, by the way.

[Billy whispering] What's going on?

No, just worthless.

but, hey, all good.

[people chattering]

Right. Well, how do you feel about being dubbed

-I am so sorry! -I'm so sorry!

seal it with a kiss?

[Freddy screaming]