Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

How did...
So, all those statues used to be people.
[machinery powers up]
-We gotta get out of here. -We have to go right now!
[dramatic music playing]
Fanboy here thinks he's a big boy now.
Yeah, sure.
welcome to the Rock of Eternity.
and soon there will be no checks for you.
[superhero Darla] Maybe if you try
-Shazam! -[crackling]
I have to work.
Anne.
[Ladon groans]
-That was you? -Yeah.
I never meant for you to get hurt.
Yeah, yeah, yeah, "Magic kills magic."
Writing this down? No?
You picked the wrong champion, man.
-I'm always okay. -Good.
But humans are not to be trusted.
right there.
[kitten purring]
Honesty.
[Shazam] Great question. No idea.
that you may have feelings for Freddy.
No! I got you, I got you.
[sobs]
[Ladon roars]
I guess maybe it's not so crazy.
Dude, wake up. You did it.
Fraying suspension cables.
[people clamoring]
[Shazam] Hmm?
What happened to her beautiful face?
Perhaps I will hold onto it for now.
'cause I'm starting to... tingle.
I'm going with them.
[roars]
What? What? [gasps]
Do you think she's accepting bird letters right now?
Yet, the unicorn does not love you.
-[Victor] Dinner! -Coming.
No, it's totally my fault. Are you okay?
Fortunately, there are no casualties.
[breathing heavily]
[chuckling]
I mean, that's why I always say "all or none," right?
Whoo! [chuckles]
Now. Now.
There's shelter ahead. Let's go.
That's the power of the dragon.
-[Freddy] Oh, my... -Ah! [pants]
Comic Con.
Where in the hell have you been?
about the daughters of Atlas.
the magic of the entire realm that was stolen.
Billy!
[magical voices whispering]
That I'm gonna let you down.
That's a spider.
I find it the most effective way to slit an enemy's throat.
[powers resonate]
Is that different than the Justice League?
It is, isn't it? Very urgent melody to it.
[both grunting]
is you.
Fitting place for a garden.
[chuckles] Okay, I came for the staff.
We're the same age. You're young. We're young.
[grunting]
[people screaming]
[dramatic emotional music playing]
-It helps keep me loose! -Okay, fine, fine. No recap.
You must be Anne.
Which we now know.
[breathing shakily]
[sighs]
I guess I'm just afraid that I'm...
I promise this is not about you. Okay? Look... [chuckles]
[inhales sharply]
You were just in the neighborhood?
I sense...
I might know a way to destroy
Stop.
not destroy another.
Billy?
It was your hands that forged this staff for our father
Oh, yeah? Did your dad have superspeed?
Wait, what?
I know it sounds crazy.
[roars]
Now we can plant the seed and restore our realm.
[ancient lamentation music playing]
All of my family gets to live and none of them gets hurt.
My mom, my dad, everyone.
[breathes heavily]
[both] No!
They're not gonna kick me out. They didn't kick you out.
[Shazam] Yep, yep.
[Shazam] Eugene!
Because nobody has the balls
but you're also made of wood which is a weird flex
[Ladon roars]
Whoa, whoa, whoa!
All right, look.
Ladon's powers are too great, boy.
but I feel like
Be well, Billy Batson.
It is the only escape from the tortures here.
-[roars] -Somebody help!
waiting for a worm to enact some, what,
Come on, we're good.
[Rosa] Freddy?
[rumbling]
[grunting]
Oh, I have one of those. Uh, a sister.
-[Shazam grunts] -Billy, no!
The funnier I am,
But here's the deal. Your knees crack like crazy when you walk.
He's lying.
I don't even know what that is.
Okay.
Is that...
Okay.
Wait, wait, wait, Billy, Billy. Wait, wait, wait, Billy, Billy.
I dunno, it looks to me like Mary did go to the eye doctor,
But, no.
-You just left it there? -We were all there.
Whose side is she on, anyway? Do you...
[dramatic music playing]
"Dear daughters of Atlas,
Impossible.
one with me now.
Well, then I have one more favor to ask.
Because without my family, I'm nothing.
Yeah, wow, very, um, ironic subject choice.
We'll go have a group hang in the air. That sounds great.
Who are you? Do you have kids here?
I just slither around endlessly.
Mary.
and spelling and stuff, it makes me sound so much smarter.
No.
Ow.
a privilege, watching you all soar.
Nothing lasts forever.
The fate of your world depends on it.
Do you?
No, that's not what we agreed to.
of the daughters of Atlas, obviously, yeah,
the easier it will be.
and it's become monstrous by the hand that planted it.
What?
Father would be ashamed of both of you.
I still think we can beat it.
Yeah. Um, it's real inside baseball, but basically,
Ladon.
[people screaming]
But death would have been a luxury
[music continues playing on radio]
We can't let her die. She called me sweet!
[magic whirring]
Stop! Sir!