Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

[gentle music playing]

Oh, Freddy, I, I didn't know.

-[magic resonates] -[screaming]

I'm just not sure

Meet, like how?

you got my bird letter?

[Victor] I know how it sounds,

who gave me superpowers

[Super Hero Eugene] Oh.

[engine starts]

which totally sucks balls, I totally get it.

and she's, like, an accountant or something?

Your guy's gonna die!

[Freddy] Yeah, you should. God only knows what they're up to.

It's been two goddamn years!

the barrier between the world has been brought down.

Suddenly seems inappropriate.

and, like, nobody recognizes her

-[choking] -[groaning]

-three trash compactors. -[thuds]

-[shatters] -[gasps]

Yeah, sure, Colonel Cheesesteak. [scoffs]

And today is your lucky day,

internal organs when you stepped in.

Don't you forget it.

-Holy sh... -[wizard] Shh!

-from the great beyond? -That's it, I'm calling

And you were right.

[doorbell rings]

We love you, Thundercrack.

Just wanna know when he's coming back.

No, no, all or none. We stick together.

I'm being serious.

The dynamic duo. The hottie goddies. [chuckles]

-"Whoa" what? -[superhero Darla] Look!

Yes. The Justice Society

[speaking other language]

[dramatic music playing]

I am making a joke. I have an Uber waiting.

And do we have to do every single thing together?

What a coinkidink! Um...

Hello? We have a meeting, Eugene.

Why do we always have to play war games?

That our kids are superheroes being hunted by Greek gods

Go! Let's go, let's go!

a waste processing plant outside of Philadelphia.

And I didn't even need a flaming violin that time.

[whispering] No, I should go, not you.

No. I'm putting an end to this.

I'm a super listener.

super bad-guy stuff with it, okay?

[clearing throat]

[people screaming]

I'm sorry, just, just save yourself.

Don't sweat it. That trash can

Can you help fix my thoughts so that

Like, face-to-face, right now.

This is Thundercrack's Make-A-Wish kid.

All or none. That's the rule.

[heavy footsteps approaching]

[people clamoring]

My wonderful, kind, brave, son.

-These are book titles. -[Shazam] Okay.

Your world will not survive this.

You think I won't destroy you?

And once they had his magic they went after other gods...

This is funny, right? I know what this looks like.

[officer] Let's go, let's go. Let's go.

it's about college again. I totally get it.

I should have let you do your own thing.

Oh. [chuckles] My mind is already trash,

Your name is...

I don't know who you're talking about.

[breathing heavily]

Don't want him to get hurt.

[breathing shakily]

All this pretending to be a superhero is just...

Here's what we've got, um...

[magical voices] Say the word. Say the word.

Thanks. [chuckles]

Human champions are still humans

-[man 1] Yeah. -[people cheering]

with my brothers and sisters.

[ominous music playing]

[Victor] Explain what?

[Freddy reading indistinctly]

-Oh! Shazam! -[lightning cracks]

Besides, you're the one always talking about teamwork.

-[all screaming] -[roars]

And they're still dicks to you?

No! I'm a month younger, one month exactly.

-Billy Batson. -Yeah?

-No, the male hot one. -Him?

Little thing that we can do that your sisters can't.

Don't lie. [chuckles] This is where you hang out

What are monsters afraid of?

Father would never yield.

They actually pray for order and peace

[people clamoring]

Can I just see you, before you go?

But not for long.

You brought this world back to life.

I bring a warning from beyond your realm.

Now, imagine it is not money,

[woman] There is one.

So, check out what I found.

a way for me to pretend I'm not broken.

Museums are fun.

Hey, take my powers back.

and then Pedro, just normal Pedro.

-Okay. -No, no, no, I got ya!

-[both grunting] -Oh, no.

The power of elements.

[Shazam exclaims]

Yeah, yeah, it really sticks around. It's crazy, right?

["Holding Out for a Hero" playing on radio]

It's pretty confusing that there are

[Hespera] We've taken the power from two

but, but he was super aggro

Don't worry about that either.

Admitting there's always more to learn.

Now, do me a favor

Spend some time with the common folk.