Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

There's so much more I need to ask you.
There you go, Schmidt's dead.
You're...
Whoo-hoo!
Yes, did I tell a lie? I did.
Tell them to the professor. Let me see.
Sam, I'm sorry I stole you from Katie but... Ugh!
Katie has a job, y'all.
[CELL PHONE BEEPING]
...do we start...
...I thought if I played my cards right, I could grow up to be Jenny McCarthy.
- I'm so sorry, it's very important. - No, no I'll just be cooking.
Congratulations, I see you've met the one.
Because I'm about to dribble this hard.
- Yup. - And if you find my underwear, just keep it.
The things I would've seen by now...
I'm really good at telling myself and I think that... I feel very feverish, I don't...
Charmaine. Charmaine!
JESS: Yah! Ha-ha-ha!
...between you and everyone you meet. - Well, I mean...
I thought you were sick.
- Didn't know this was a butter-knife-type place. - Don't worry, the team's paying.
[KNOCKING ON DOOR]
...watching MTV...
Why don't you shut up, Andy.