Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

If he touches your sister, I'm gonna stop paying your cell phone bill.
I'm Sam, from Cupid-Match.
Oh, you're so hot.
I came back into my body. Only thing is...
Mother, may I?
Oh, my God. Phone's ringing. Gotta take this.
Liar!
- Shut up. - Shut up, Andy!
...when I, uh...
It's like I finally found my lady bear.
...I became a werewolf, scared some teenagers.
- I know we... - I've been...
- Way. - Are you serious?
You did that yourself, in middle school.
What was the band that we...
You know what, I'm gonna say yes. I think, yeah, let's do this. Um...
Everybody scoot, a little scoot down.
- Here's your check, man. - Thanks.
Schmidt, I'm a professional basketball player.
Him down on the way here.
"Because once you see my body...
- She's got some pretty dark needs. - Well, I hope you don't like him...
I felt like we had a connection too.
Oh, my God. I forgot.
...which I like to refer to as "The Night of the Shoshannas."
I've been eyeing him for a while. That one's gonna turn green one day, then:
What is this, prison?
Now you go.
Yeah, you know what? We're perfect together.
- Yes. - Be someone I've always wanted to be.
- Faster. SCHMIDT: Grasshopper, get in there.
...three, young Ann-Margret, four, old Ann-Margret...
Autocorrect changed "body" to "meat bar."
SCHMIDT: This is making me furious. JESS: It's multi-cloth collage.
Oh, my God.
Yeah. Hey, hold still.
Don't get self-conscious, you've got this. You've got it.
Now you feel even hotter.
- My hair hasn't looked like that in weeks. - It looks just like that.
I would've taken you to the bathroom.