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[David] Uh, I'm sorry.
-[straining] -Hmm? Hmm. Aww!
And we both know that it's worth way more!
If you keep sleeping on the couch,
To ease things at this difficult time,
Looking to get shot?
Nah, fuck that noise. No way it's that cheap.
-[man 1 laughing] -[man 2 shouts]
Oh. Right.
♪ And now I'm getting older My heart is growing colder ♪
[man sobbing]
[grunts]
Another account. Christ.
♪ I think I need a hero ♪
Her methods couldn't have been noble
You know we don't got that kind of cash just lying around.
[David] C'mon, seriously. You know we can't afford those repairs.
gonna get early onset arthritis.
-[indistinct chattering] -[man] Not again!
-Huh? -She was stable this morning,
-[laid-back music] -[groaning, gasps]
[David] You said you didn't have the eddies when I asked, so…
-was ambushed by 6th Street… -[sighs] God, Mom.
So, what!
-[machine buzzes] -[melancholic music]
[automated voice] Please note. To maintain your utilities contract,
♪ I was a teenage outlaw With no worries on my mind ♪
[Gloria] It's not a problem, really. We can afford it.
Mom, seriously! Just feed the washer, alright?
[mocking] Huh? Oh? What?
in addition to any past due amounts and late fees.
I'm calling in regards to Gloria Martinez's condition.
-wants insurance. -[sighs]
-to our system infrastructure. -Don't walk.
[panicked moaning]
♪ We're not planning to return ♪
-Uh… -Yeah.