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IT'S A SAD COMMENTARY ON OUR EDUCATIONAL SYSTEM
THAT'S TRUE. ALL RIGHT, WHAT THE HAY? LET'S DO IT.
GEE. I WONDER HOW THAT HAPPENED.
IT WAS AN INSECT, BUT I KILLED IT.
TO GET ME BACK IN BED WITH YOU,
YOU MESS IT UP, AND I BAIL YOU OUT.
* ALBANIA *
WELL, SAM, IT WOULD ONLY BE A START FOR ME.
DIANE.
AND THE BEST GRADES IN THE CLASS.
IF I WAS GOING BACK TO SCHOOL?
SHE THINKS IT'S PIERRE.
SAM, IF YOU WANT ME TO CANCEL OUT, I WILL.
OH, DON'T WORRY. I ALWAYS GAVE YOU AN "E" FOR EFFORT, DIDN'T I?
CAPITAL OF NORTH DAKOTA?
HEY, SAM, WHY WOULD A GUY LIKE YOU WANT TO GO BACK TO HIGH SCHOOL?
AND PURSUE HIS DEGREE.
CLIFFIE, I THOUGHT YOU WERE GONNA GET YOUR EARS DONE TODAY.
NOW, I KNOW YOU WON'T LIKE IT, BUT YOU HAVE TO...
WELL...STOP SLOUCHING!
DAY AFTER DAY OF WATCHING FRASIER AND ME
AND THAT'S NOT THE WORST PART OF IT.
COME ON, SAMMY, WHERE'S YOUR SENSE OF HUMOR?
WELL, I DECIDED THIS IS THE WAY GOD MADE ME,
AH, IT WOULDN'T HAVE MADE ANY DIFFERENCE.
SAM DIDN'T SEEM TO RETAIN MUCH FROM THE TEST.
WHILE YOU WERE EARNING YOUR GOOD GRADES WITH HARD WORK,
ATTENTION, EVERYONE.
IT'S THE MOST IMPORTANT THING IN MY LIFE.
I NEVER GOT GOOD GRADES IN THE SACK.
SO I CAN GO OUT OF THE HOUSE WITHOUT A VEIL.