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SAM, PLEASE, THERE'S SOMETHING IMPORTANT

ACCORDING TO THE BOOK OF LISTS,

I CAN'T EVEN DO THIS!

SAM, LISTEN, ARE WE GONNA STUDY TOGETHER TONIGHT?

I BEGAN DATING HER BECAUSE SHE WAS CUTE,

I'D BE HAPPY TO HELP YOU STUDY, SAM.

YEAH. HE DID THAT THE OTHER NIGHT,

NO WONDER HE'S MISS PURDY'S FAVORITE.

HE LOCKED HIS DOOR.

I'LL GO HOME, OKEY-DOKEY?

THOSE ARE THE ONLY WORDS I KNOW.

HEY, COACH, HEY, GOOD, COULD YOU HELP ME STUDY?

WHEW! HEY, EVERYBODY.

ALL RIGHT, ALBANIA. HERE--ALBANIA...

I GUESS THAT JUST LEAVES YOU AND ME, HUH?

ASA GOING-AWAY PRESENT.

* WHERE EVERYBODY KNOWS YOUR NAME *

I TOLD YOU-- I HAD A BOOK.

YOU DUMPED THE ONE THING NO MAN WANTS.

SIT UP STRAIGHT!

I MAY HAVE INADVERTENTLY SWITCHED THE TWO--

WITH PROBING TONGUES?

I'M EVEN EMBARRASSED TO MENTION IT.

DON'T YOU, NORM?

YOUR LIVING BRA DIED OF BOREDOM.

WE LEARN OUR FACTS

WHAT AM I GONNA TEASE YOU ABOUT?

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