Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

This is going right into my synagogue's newsletter.
- No. - Do I get a card?
My pen pal in Somalia was kidnapped by pirates.
Like how?
Howard doesn't make me do his shopping, take him to the dentist...
Okay. Uh, what if we make "Rocket Man" your ringtone...
But mark my words, this frustrating bogus teenage make out session is not over.
Are you suggesting that you've come to your senses...
You said candles were dangerous.
Before you go, consider this:
You make that joke every three months, I still don't get it. Leonard, wait.
- They put you under for a cleaning? - Yeah, they have to. I'm a biter.
All right, Sheldon, if you need me to take you to the dentist, I will take you.
Really.
Right here. Use your finger.
But when I do something for you, you show a little appreciation.
Oh, where'd the magic go?