Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

Oh, where'd the magic go?
My pen pal in Somalia was kidnapped by pirates.
Before you go, consider this:
Like how?
Howard doesn't make me do his shopping, take him to the dentist...
Okay. Uh, what if we make "Rocket Man" your ringtone...
But mark my words, this frustrating bogus teenage make out session is not over.
You said candles were dangerous.
This is going right into my synagogue's newsletter.
But when I do something for you, you show a little appreciation.
- They put you under for a cleaning? - Yeah, they have to. I'm a biter.
- No. - Do I get a card?
Right here. Use your finger.
Really.
You make that joke every three months, I still don't get it. Leonard, wait.
Are you suggesting that you've come to your senses...
All right, Sheldon, if you need me to take you to the dentist, I will take you.