Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

Before you go, consider this:
You make that joke every three months, I still don't get it. Leonard, wait.
My pen pal in Somalia was kidnapped by pirates.
Like how?
- They put you under for a cleaning? - Yeah, they have to. I'm a biter.
You said candles were dangerous.
Are you suggesting that you've come to your senses...
But when I do something for you, you show a little appreciation.
But mark my words, this frustrating bogus teenage make out session is not over.
Right here. Use your finger.
Really.
Oh, where'd the magic go?
- No. - Do I get a card?
Howard doesn't make me do his shopping, take him to the dentist...
This is going right into my synagogue's newsletter.
Okay. Uh, what if we make "Rocket Man" your ringtone...
All right, Sheldon, if you need me to take you to the dentist, I will take you.