Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

This is going right into my synagogue's newsletter.
- No. - Do I get a card?
Oh, where'd the magic go?
You make that joke every three months, I still don't get it. Leonard, wait.
All right, Sheldon, if you need me to take you to the dentist, I will take you.
You said candles were dangerous.
Like how?
But when I do something for you, you show a little appreciation.
Howard doesn't make me do his shopping, take him to the dentist...
Are you suggesting that you've come to your senses...
My pen pal in Somalia was kidnapped by pirates.
Really.
Okay. Uh, what if we make "Rocket Man" your ringtone...
- They put you under for a cleaning? - Yeah, they have to. I'm a biter.
Before you go, consider this:
But mark my words, this frustrating bogus teenage make out session is not over.
Right here. Use your finger.