Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

All right, Sheldon, if you need me to take you to the dentist, I will take you.
Okay. Uh, what if we make "Rocket Man" your ringtone...
Oh, where'd the magic go?
Are you suggesting that you've come to your senses...
Really.
Right here. Use your finger.
But when I do something for you, you show a little appreciation.
Howard doesn't make me do his shopping, take him to the dentist...
Before you go, consider this:
This is going right into my synagogue's newsletter.
Like how?
- No. - Do I get a card?
- They put you under for a cleaning? - Yeah, they have to. I'm a biter.
My pen pal in Somalia was kidnapped by pirates.
You make that joke every three months, I still don't get it. Leonard, wait.
But mark my words, this frustrating bogus teenage make out session is not over.
You said candles were dangerous.