Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

My pen pal in Somalia was kidnapped by pirates.
Are you suggesting that you've come to your senses...
Really.
Okay. Uh, what if we make "Rocket Man" your ringtone...
This is going right into my synagogue's newsletter.
But mark my words, this frustrating bogus teenage make out session is not over.
- They put you under for a cleaning? - Yeah, they have to. I'm a biter.
You said candles were dangerous.
You make that joke every three months, I still don't get it. Leonard, wait.
Before you go, consider this:
Oh, where'd the magic go?
Like how?
- No. - Do I get a card?
Howard doesn't make me do his shopping, take him to the dentist...
But when I do something for you, you show a little appreciation.
All right, Sheldon, if you need me to take you to the dentist, I will take you.
Right here. Use your finger.