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Be careful, Mom!
She is off the Christmas card list.
That's it! That's it!
Marge, what's exciting in your life lately?
Mom, I wanna be just like you.
sandwich at Springfield Sub Shops.
Did you know back in high school that she'd be such a star?
Oh, excuse me.
But not all of us can be as lucky as you, Marge.
What's happened to us, Marge?
All right.
Kent, I'm hiding nothing...
You know what would be a good name for Maggie?
I'm late for my dinner...
Hey, only the lame-os stay.
When we published the story,
Technically, he was born in Shelbyville.
I knew her in high school.
amateur historian... yo-yo dieter...
but I have obtained this exclusive video tape.
the Christian Science Monitor has a flat tire.
I didn't cushion your...
I have a question.
In fact, I don't even know why I'm here.
I'm your cameraman for this here 'cano story.
...shalom.
Okay, you go save Lisa.
Transcript by Raceman
Now look. I'll save Lisa.
Chloe, wanna feel my muscle?
one of you ate health food.
You know yourself.
Well, I'm placated, and so are all my friends in the local media.
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