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- I mean, it's so far. - Yeah, I know.
- Wake and bake, dude. Are you Holden? - No.
Suck on that, padre. You messed with the wrong frat.
- Did I feel her up, dude? - It was a laser.
- Planet Earth? - Yeah, where's my bro?
Hurt like eight bitches in a bitch boat
What's up, little lady?
Good, it works. You try doing that with your body now.
Wake and bake dude, wake and bake. Are you Holden?
You stuck it in that laser because you thought it was some girl's breast.
- She burned you, dude! - So you couldn't get into a sorority?
No, this girl totally wants me.
Fix it or I'm getting a lawyer. Okay, bye.
- Where's the club? I need to piss. - They came from space, you know.
- What is this? - This is New Jersey.
If you're looking at me, I'm cool. Is that Skeeter?
Okay, it's time for you to go.