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- Let me saw! - Oh.
- I get it. I am a beta B-word, yes,
but, like, badasses who can knock a deer out
and I shouldn't have to worry about protecting you, okay?
You're beta bitch boy.
- Absolutely do not ever jerk off on my computer.
and I thought of it 'cause I'm the leader.
- That's what I thought.
- No, before that.
Start at my penis.
You’re a beta bitch boy
Ugh!
before you hit the road and don't come back.
Ah, but, yeah, dude, you got to go, I guess.
- What? No, don't do that.
Adam: That's smart. - Way alpha.
- I'm not nervous. - Why you nervous?
[slurps]
picked up some tricks?
- But when it's time, you distract.
- Damn it, I didn't take my pants off.
- I don't give a [bleep].
This--this is why you're not even on the team.
Yeah, definitely, definitely.
- Of what, cranking down?
- Just put these chairs in here.
- Shotgun! - Shotgun, and that was a tie.
- Terrible. Really, really bad fish.
Stop! Dude, I'm not--
You'll know when to do the distraction, okay?
- Well, I'm just saying--
I guess I should go.
We lost to that cool-looking Asian dude.
- Hey, ass wipes, let my friends go.
- Our house could always be winning if we were the casino.
- Hey, you seem nervous, dude.
Mindfreak me, will ya?
Oh, are you guys okay?
- You want to name us The Woodsmen,