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Oh, well, hello, hello.
- Yeah, the wasps itch, so take care.
Letting your dogs do your dirty work?
- One momento.
and it's cash only, so I'm out, actually.
- Whatever. - Yeah, I close.
- Beta bitch, beta bitch. - Who's the beta bitch?
- No, I push, and you pull on my count.
the house always wins.
Actually, don't you ever tell me, all right?
- Oh, you're playing too?
That's cool, but after you, pass me the ox, dude.
and visualize the card.
- Helicopter your wang!
- Sound off! - Alpha dogs, baby!
You, sir, what's your name?
Okay, so I'm just visualizing.
"I don't give a [bleep] and see who means this," so scream it.
- I just need to verify the authenticity of this ring.
And then Ders is like, "That's the look."
- Only when I'm in your room, jerking off on your computer.
- Beta, beta, beta...
- Oh.
I'm gonna kill you! I'm gonna kill you.
and that's the difference between us.
She's got cash, and if we string her along,
- You know, just do what feels right.
- Parentheses, not the pedophile movie
- There's no kids here, is there?
- Hey, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa!
- You, me, mano e mano, one on one.
I win, you guys get the hell out of our house.