Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

I offered to put key money up for an apartment for them,

"With God on our side,

I love Imogene so much. I miss her.

Gave 'em each a bottle of scotch, wished them well.

is it wise for Miss Julie to dance twice

Four, at least, and a yard,

And I just want you to know,

This is a giant greasy hand job.

That is the difference between Midge Maisel

Third base line, fifth row. Best seats you've ever had.

Now, the actor I saw did the whole thing shirtless...

- I'm not your maid. - Look in the mirror.

You don't need to read me your piece.

To the health of my liege lady.

Jackie, you owe me ten bucks.

all the angst that pervaded this room,

For the record,

Your son is not cooperating!

and the great Sophie Lennon.

Hello. - Uh, what-what're you doing here?

Men don't even have a tampon equivalent. Men suck.

Excuse me! Coming through!

to dance the waltz with her. She's crazy.

and they just keep running through my head.

Chita Rivera in Bye Bye Birdie last night.

Susie Myerson and Associates.

Without cabs, I show up looking gross and sweaty.

- What. - Is this pornography?

Here goes nothin'.

So quickly: marriage, a townhouse.

Pete wrote the spot.

get Zelda back part-time, and we'll be fine.

- It might get published. - So you agree with it?

What can we do for you?

♪ I want to sink to the bottom ♪

you put the Heifetz boy with the Feinstein girl?

- I'll get it. - Thank you.

There's too much me, and my-my privacy is sacred,

Your father's going to hear about this!

- Open the door. - No, you open the door.

Then just come in here and get it yourself.

We're talking nursing home.

- can see! - Why is my grandson naked?

No, you're supposed to be able to hear it.

so I am not made ridiculous.

Well, it's always nice to venture out,

- After your track record? - What track record?

and he lives by grants, so we're nomads.

- It sounds very nice. - And that actress,

You should have stopped me. You're my manager.

- I'll keep looking. - Thanks.

I'm gonna start charging for this.

during the soliloquy, you could barely hear it.

And thanks for the good food. Tasted fine.

For the kids. I'm there to put them to bed,

- Food? - Food.

- 60 seconds to air. - So the point is

- Good morning. - Good morning.

and I cut off the tip of my finger,

You look healthy, Jerry.

- Yes, it is. - Stop listening, Moishe.

- Let's go. - Later, guys.

I'm very well, Jerry.

No one will ever know who came to visit."

No. Uh, that's great.

"Let's call Pete's Mortuary Services."

Almost all boys are circumcised.

I'll wait for you, Mrs. Maisel.

- Goodbye, Professor Weissman. - Goodbye, Professor Weissman.

♪ Dream a little dream of me ♪

♪ La-di-di, la-di-di-dah ♪

Do not peek. No, no, no, go away.

I'll tell you where the boys are.

Eh, put it on your pancakes.

Yeah, I'm walking away.

"America... the land of promise.

- Can you help in some way? - I'll get some water.

- What did I do to deserve this? - What did you do?

Hey, that's my competition!

We should get together,

and he couldn't find someone to take it,

♪ Night breezes seem to whisper "I love you..." ♪

- Will do. - Thank you.

I'm sorry. This is so disrespectful. I'm good.

After I read the kids a story.