Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

This is a giant greasy hand job.

You don't need to read me your piece.

and he couldn't find someone to take it,

- What did I do to deserve this? - What did you do?

Eh, put it on your pancakes.

You look healthy, Jerry.

To the health of my liege lady.

and they just keep running through my head.

Well, it's always nice to venture out,

Almost all boys are circumcised.

For the record,

and the great Sophie Lennon.

I'm gonna start charging for this.

get Zelda back part-time, and we'll be fine.

is it wise for Miss Julie to dance twice

That is the difference between Midge Maisel

After I read the kids a story.

- After your track record? - What track record?

Hey, that's my competition!

Susie Myerson and Associates.

I'll wait for you, Mrs. Maisel.

you put the Heifetz boy with the Feinstein girl?

And thanks for the good food. Tasted fine.

and he lives by grants, so we're nomads.

And I just want you to know,

Without cabs, I show up looking gross and sweaty.

- I'll keep looking. - Thanks.

I love Imogene so much. I miss her.

Your son is not cooperating!

You should have stopped me. You're my manager.

- Open the door. - No, you open the door.

♪ La-di-di, la-di-di-dah ♪

♪ Dream a little dream of me ♪

Then just come in here and get it yourself.

- Good morning. - Good morning.

Pete wrote the spot.

- It sounds very nice. - And that actress,

I offered to put key money up for an apartment for them,

Men don't even have a tampon equivalent. Men suck.

to dance the waltz with her. She's crazy.

Now, the actor I saw did the whole thing shirtless...

Four, at least, and a yard,

Your father's going to hear about this!

Excuse me! Coming through!

I'm sorry. This is so disrespectful. I'm good.

Jackie, you owe me ten bucks.

- Goodbye, Professor Weissman. - Goodbye, Professor Weissman.

- I'm not your maid. - Look in the mirror.

- It might get published. - So you agree with it?

- What. - Is this pornography?

No. Uh, that's great.

- Let's go. - Later, guys.

For the kids. I'm there to put them to bed,

"America... the land of promise.

Do not peek. No, no, no, go away.

"Let's call Pete's Mortuary Services."

- 60 seconds to air. - So the point is

What can we do for you?

Here goes nothin'.

"With God on our side,

So quickly: marriage, a townhouse.

- I'll get it. - Thank you.

- can see! - Why is my grandson naked?

and I cut off the tip of my finger,

Chita Rivera in Bye Bye Birdie last night.

- Will do. - Thank you.

No one will ever know who came to visit."

I'm very well, Jerry.

so I am not made ridiculous.

- Can you help in some way? - I'll get some water.

There's too much me, and my-my privacy is sacred,

- Food? - Food.

during the soliloquy, you could barely hear it.

- Yes, it is. - Stop listening, Moishe.

We're talking nursing home.

Third base line, fifth row. Best seats you've ever had.

Yeah, I'm walking away.

Hello. - Uh, what-what're you doing here?

♪ I want to sink to the bottom ♪

all the angst that pervaded this room,

I'll tell you where the boys are.

No, you're supposed to be able to hear it.

♪ Night breezes seem to whisper "I love you..." ♪

Gave 'em each a bottle of scotch, wished them well.

We should get together,