Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

Christine will make a pleasant wife.

you told Sara Halpern to dance with Mel Kleinman,

so he had to drown it in the Hudson.

- Susie, shh. - It's a classy fuckin' play.

I am the biggest comedy star in America,

I'm afraid to ask.

This is very upsetting!

- Likewise. - Nice to meet you.

- That's weird, too. I can't keep explaining it, Donny.

Yeah, sorry, Mama, this place is just not right for you guys.

- Let's go. - You're walking away from me?

Easy. The tall guy in back.

Okay, all you did was get louder!

that didn't pan out because of her,

♪ Sink to the bottom ♪

She wants a wholesome-sounding

You want some for yourself?

- That was two months ago. - I thought it was a bill.

So it's just you today. We fill in the dad part later.

We were just telling your parents

Bye Bye Birdie is not a masterpiece.

I'm sorry, I'll leave you be. You've got your hands full.

"Honey, do you ever think about the kind of world

Got enough to get the Rockettes to menopause.

Thank you, Rabbi Krinsky.

Now, obviously, if I die early, say at age 65,

Just so you know, Artie's eyeing Mom's house,

A townhouse? For him and Miriam?

- Wash your hands and get your jammies on. - Midge?

you spoke through him.

Next week, it's off to St. Louis.

- It's not pornography. - Sounds like pornography.

"And there's nothing wrong

Susie? Who would name a boy Susie?

That's not the right answer, Maureen.

it's supposed to be cute, Where The Boys Are.

I'm going to the opening of Miss Julie, too.

Excuse me. What are you looking at?

It's okay, I think.

- Hello, Professor Weissman. - Hope I'm not disturbing you.

- I'll bring your change. - Thank you.

You are not even in the same league.

Old friend, that's why I sent it to you,

They were in the stable,

♪ But in your dreams ♪

Meet Jacob... Milkman extraordinaire

all the tsuris it caused, it was me.

Of course. Your old floor.

Let's take five.

And your daughter has all those cats.

- Food. - Later.

my Abe and Rose "End of Days" calculations.

Tout suite. Julie's thirsty.

I meant to be holding your grandson.

Miriam, cut him off in the foyer!

- Nope. - Excellent.

We miss you, too.

to Benjamin's townhouse?

by bringing me down.

I don't want to be impolite,

It was your idea to take a cab today.

I'm not wearing pants.

but it does have some nice tunes.

I didn't understand how serious this phase was

Got to pick up charcoal for our barbecue this weekend.

I'm sorry, what did she say?

Now that they're done, we can find a place,

Besides him, him, him, him, him, and him.

It's the most sensitive matter there is.

We're talking nursing home?

Sorry. Uh, one-two, one-two.

the ladies are cooking

When was the last time we saw each other?

I made you sweat.

"when I look into their sweet, innocent faces

Broadway today, it's run by bean counters,

from doing Strindberg, you whacko. Remember?

They sound like my grandparents.

adjusted for inflation, and calculated the numbers of years

Bernie went out on a limb for you.

Hey! Hey, I got something for your flight.

there are so many forces working to usurp us."

That isn't for me to say, Miss Julie.

So you think it's good?

Now she's having a weird, quiet moment.

- Asher, it's Abe. - Oh, hello, Abe.

- Such a stupid thing. - Stupid? Please.

I used to live here, in this apartment.

"Pour it on your pancakes, your waffle, your French toast.

What do you mean?

Either way, I liked it.

It's fucking radio. It doesn't matter how you look.

- It's not fair if she gets to keep them. - I'll deal with this.

I never said I didn't agree with it.

to six other people who turned me down.

- In the school gym, at the automat.