Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

Miriam, cut him off in the foyer!

They sound like my grandparents.

Of course. Your old floor.

We miss you, too.

Meet Jacob... Milkman extraordinaire

"Honey, do you ever think about the kind of world

It's the most sensitive matter there is.

the ladies are cooking

♪ But in your dreams ♪

I used to live here, in this apartment.

I'm not wearing pants.

- In the school gym, at the automat.

Got enough to get the Rockettes to menopause.

"Pour it on your pancakes, your waffle, your French toast.

"And there's nothing wrong

Let's take five.

Broadway today, it's run by bean counters,

to Benjamin's townhouse?

Next week, it's off to St. Louis.

I never said I didn't agree with it.

- Let's go. - You're walking away from me?

Yeah, sorry, Mama, this place is just not right for you guys.

you spoke through him.

- That's weird, too. I can't keep explaining it, Donny.

Tout suite. Julie's thirsty.

So it's just you today. We fill in the dad part later.

- Hello, Professor Weissman. - Hope I'm not disturbing you.

- Such a stupid thing. - Stupid? Please.

I'm afraid to ask.

- Food. - Later.

Bernie went out on a limb for you.

- Nope. - Excellent.

You are not even in the same league.

from doing Strindberg, you whacko. Remember?

It was your idea to take a cab today.

all the tsuris it caused, it was me.

I made you sweat.

A townhouse? For him and Miriam?

so he had to drown it in the Hudson.

by bringing me down.

I'm going to the opening of Miss Julie, too.

It's okay, I think.

Hey! Hey, I got something for your flight.

I am the biggest comedy star in America,

- Susie, shh. - It's a classy fuckin' play.

"when I look into their sweet, innocent faces

They were in the stable,

Easy. The tall guy in back.

I don't want to be impolite,

Bye Bye Birdie is not a masterpiece.

We're talking nursing home?

- It's not fair if she gets to keep them. - I'll deal with this.

She wants a wholesome-sounding

I'm sorry, what did she say?

adjusted for inflation, and calculated the numbers of years

What do you mean?

- I'll bring your change. - Thank you.

my Abe and Rose "End of Days" calculations.

- That was two months ago. - I thought it was a bill.

I didn't understand how serious this phase was

That's not the right answer, Maureen.

That isn't for me to say, Miss Julie.

Now, obviously, if I die early, say at age 65,

Besides him, him, him, him, him, and him.

it's supposed to be cute, Where The Boys Are.

- Asher, it's Abe. - Oh, hello, Abe.

We were just telling your parents

Susie? Who would name a boy Susie?

- Likewise. - Nice to meet you.

- Wash your hands and get your jammies on. - Midge?

Excuse me. What are you looking at?

So you think it's good?

Okay, all you did was get louder!

but it does have some nice tunes.

you told Sara Halpern to dance with Mel Kleinman,

Got to pick up charcoal for our barbecue this weekend.

Either way, I liked it.

Christine will make a pleasant wife.

I'm sorry, I'll leave you be. You've got your hands full.

there are so many forces working to usurp us."

Now she's having a weird, quiet moment.

I meant to be holding your grandson.

to six other people who turned me down.

Thank you, Rabbi Krinsky.

Just so you know, Artie's eyeing Mom's house,

And your daughter has all those cats.

Old friend, that's why I sent it to you,

Sorry. Uh, one-two, one-two.

that didn't pan out because of her,

It's fucking radio. It doesn't matter how you look.

Now that they're done, we can find a place,

This is very upsetting!

When was the last time we saw each other?

♪ Sink to the bottom ♪

You want some for yourself?

- It's not pornography. - Sounds like pornography.