Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

-Hey, call Bellevue. Tell 'em to bring a net. -Especially you.

I got seven, but Chester owes me three.

My parents were upstairs. I grew up here.

We'll find something.

♪ I might as well go under with you ♪

It's where you belong.

I will be on time, I promise!

For the record, I didn't run. I didn't.

♪ I want to sink to the bottom with you ♪

Is it some kind of witches' broth

♪ To come home to ♪

It's unusual. The combination.

I still can't figure out how that pigeon got in.

Oh, look, you got Sophie's hay fever going.

"Then I'm heading for Ludlows Menswear.

so the instruments aren't necessarily sterile,

One, two, three.

"It's simply the most flavorful syrup in the whole wide world.

but he wouldn't hear of it.

- Oh, I just feel so foolish. - Why?

- Breath. - Heel.

I had never even heard of Strindberg before I met you.

I washed 'em off... in a toilet.

Oh, my God, he'll catch cold.

♪ While the breeze ♪

Let us in on your methodology here.

Chip, Greta, come on in.

This is pornography.

"So try Pursettes, ladies.

Tess, I got to go.

Poor sap's gonna miss it when he realizes he doesn't have it.

- Hey, duchess, you ever hear of a cough drop?

Oh, Jean, won't you dance with me when I'm done?

So you've returned.

- She did a great job. - Thanks, Thomason.

No, Benjamin, I'm sick with guilt,

Sophie, fucking stop!

- See you tonight, Joel. - Yeah, see you, Arch.

and I'm a woman!"

Jackie, get that.

Benjamin Ettenberg, the Holy Grail of bachelors,

And my last husband never kissed my shoe,

Not in his bed. In that bed.

- You're moving? - My husband's a researcher,

- America. - Right.

- you'll be late. - What time is it?

who has no medical training, nope.

Such a beautiful building.

These comedians, they make jokes and sometimes

Tonight, we go to a movie,

"Paramus Ford has the best deals in town.

Tonight, all rank should be forgotten.

and he was my hero."

I don't want to keep you. I just wanted to say hello.

Just like he stopped Jerry Lewis from doing A Raisin in the Sun.

Maybe this will help.

I will be, too, Moishe, it really is just temporary.

- Never. - That's weird.

- Really? - So that no one will ever pick on me again.

Talk, goddamn it.

this last fortnight, since her engagement was broken.

husband and wife to read whatever the copy is,

Dr. Rosenthal to Urology, please.

And we're out. Good job, guys.

No way. Get out of here.

"and so easy to carry.

You did a nice thing, Rose,

- Bye Bye Birdie. You seen it? - Heard of it.

I used to work at B. Altman.

- Open your door. - Open my door?

- the four of us. - We should, we really should.

- So you agree with it. - I never said I didn't!

Let's get a mic check.

we do our thing, we got 90 seconds,

"It's so big, Daddy." Wait.

the baby's father Noah is unfortunately not with us today.

What are you talking about? This is your fault.

I had a dream last night that I was slicing carrots,

striving for truth, the singular wonder of it,

-Dumb choice. - and he power-sawed a two-by-four

I had slept badly the night before,

If they hadn't caught her, she would have crumpled

assuming I don't get hit by a bus.

she's a kid out with her dad,

"Bell Brothers Shoes is opening a brand-new

Susie, do you have any idea how horrible this woman is?

Uh, could you see if there's been a telegram from Bahrain?