Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

And I do not have to take you down for her.

Midge, this is Pete Drummond.

She's a right-wing nutjob.

- I have to die in five years. - This is morbid.

"And they'll come to you, wherever you are."

Not since the Benjamin debacle.

Midge was the right kind of weird for me.

She is racist and sexist

Benjamin, did you really buy a townhouse for the two of you?

We'll find you the right apartment, Mama.

Susie? Help, please.

That doesn't sound real.

to be joking around like this, Midge.

And that's that.

I'm gonna try to publish it anyway.

And it's my son who closed the deal.

Asher, you were in this play.

- Oh, no, of course not. - But enough to have experience...

Need any help...

and do it, and you didn't.

He was called overseas at the last minute on urgent business.

This is Johnny, one-two, one-two.

- You lost it in a few different places.

Before 1965, if possible.

- It's a tie. Accept a tie. - No way, no way.

Fucking asshole tennis-playing Milken

"achievement and prosperity.

At least there'll be someone to look after me in my old age.

We don't need your money, Moishe.

with the words "kingmakers" and "New York,"

So I'll get to live till I'm 71. Either which way,

Teaching is an act of generosity,

Go, go, go, go, go!

- Good morning, Chester. - Sounded like you slept well.

Six, and a dog, and a pot-bellied pig.

- And, uh, your wife? - Sir?

This is on a whole different scale.

In the Catskills,

that's kind of what we specialize in.

How do you know?!

I don't think that's one of them,

- Come on. - What happened to the ketchup?

How dirty are they?

Nothing's more precious than our American way of life."

and my husband's talking about moving his mother in

- What. - There, on the floor.

Oh, Benjamin, I feel so sick.

I specifically told you not to go to my play.

♪ Say nighty-night and kiss me ♪

Thank you, sir.

It was powerful. It moved me.

Any time, guys.

he's buying her an ice cream bar.

- What? - These things need to be heard.

- What the fuck? - Where are we?

- Hey, Susie, it's me. - I've been trying to get you.

and when I came back, I saw Miss Julie dancing

As did you, my little bird.

I was the one who pushed the two of them together.

"Karo Pancake Syrup.

- Got it. - Rolling.

We floated home, like dandelions,

This woman's a monster.

But she's paying you, which makes me like her.

I'm hoping this goes better than my last one.

How are you, Mrs. Maisel?

I made you nervous.

There's nothing to be nervous about.