Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

She's a right-wing nutjob.

I specifically told you not to go to my play.

- What? - These things need to be heard.

He was called overseas at the last minute on urgent business.

Go, go, go, go, go!

and when I came back, I saw Miss Julie dancing

Thank you, sir.

Any time, guys.

It was powerful. It moved me.

and do it, and you didn't.

How are you, Mrs. Maisel?

Need any help...

and my husband's talking about moving his mother in

Six, and a dog, and a pot-bellied pig.

And it's my son who closed the deal.

Susie? Help, please.

We'll find you the right apartment, Mama.

And that's that.

- What. - There, on the floor.

But she's paying you, which makes me like her.

Midge, this is Pete Drummond.

- I have to die in five years. - This is morbid.

- You lost it in a few different places.

I'm gonna try to publish it anyway.

- Good morning, Chester. - Sounded like you slept well.

- And, uh, your wife? - Sir?

How dirty are they?

- Oh, no, of course not. - But enough to have experience...

Asher, you were in this play.

Not since the Benjamin debacle.

Before 1965, if possible.

There's nothing to be nervous about.

In the Catskills,

This woman's a monster.

"achievement and prosperity.

At least there'll be someone to look after me in my old age.

Midge was the right kind of weird for me.

We don't need your money, Moishe.

Nothing's more precious than our American way of life."

I was the one who pushed the two of them together.

"And they'll come to you, wherever you are."

I'm hoping this goes better than my last one.

She is racist and sexist

Oh, Benjamin, I feel so sick.

- It's a tie. Accept a tie. - No way, no way.

I made you nervous.

We floated home, like dandelions,

- What the fuck? - Where are we?

As did you, my little bird.

This is Johnny, one-two, one-two.

he's buying her an ice cream bar.

with the words "kingmakers" and "New York,"

I don't think that's one of them,

How do you know?!

♪ Say nighty-night and kiss me ♪

Benjamin, did you really buy a townhouse for the two of you?

that's kind of what we specialize in.

- Got it. - Rolling.

This is on a whole different scale.

- Hey, Susie, it's me. - I've been trying to get you.

That doesn't sound real.

Fucking asshole tennis-playing Milken

- Come on. - What happened to the ketchup?

to be joking around like this, Midge.

"Karo Pancake Syrup.

And I do not have to take you down for her.

So I'll get to live till I'm 71. Either which way,

Teaching is an act of generosity,