Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

There’s nothing tragic about being 50, unless you’re trying to be 25!
I'll be with you in a minute.
I don't care.
He's shooting. Got an appointment?
Except with those boys from the finance office.
We won’t keep books
- Sure, "Bases Loaded". - Wait.
forgetting she was my employer,
- I made your bed this afternoon. - How did you know I'd stay?
He must have been a very important chimp.
Is there a confession?
Dr. Meza,
Dr. Meza The new prod. manager
Had you thought of doing something like this before?
In case you forgot... Happy Valentine's Day Skippy
You're still wearing the Coldstream Guards uniform,
You can have the phone now.
Then the studio made a test. They didn't like my nose.
Alright Mr Petteruto I’m ready for my Thingfest.
I can't take it. You've bought me enough.
A stroke maybe.
Greatest thing that could happen. Now you'll have to sit down and write.
- What's happening? - Any statement?
Someone had brought in my belongings, my books, typewriter and clothes.
Once your talent gets into that Mocambo-Romanoff rut, you're through.
Who are you? What do you want? What business is it of yours?
Dr. Meza The new prod. manager
OK.
Great stars have great pride.
I'm ready.
Well, I had no pressing engagement.
All cardboard, all hollow, all phoney, all done with mirrors.
Hello, Mr Sheldrake. "Bases Loaded", I covered it with a two-page synopsis.
I'm sorry, I cannot talk now.
If so, you've come to the right party.
l'd landed in the driveway of some big mansion
Sometimes when we got stuck,
- Mr Gillis, if you please? - I'll be right there.
There’s nothing tragic about being 50, unless you try to be 25. Wait, she’s 60, never mind.
She went through a merciless series of treatments.
It sure was a cosy set-up.
Be careful, don't race upstairs. The musicians mustn't know.
If you need help with the coffin, call me.
Get your things and let's go.
Hello, Max I want you to do me a favour
You know, some crazy things happen in this business, Norma.
How about this? She teaches daytimes, he teaches at night.
- Thanks for the interest in my career. - It's not yours, it's mine.
You don't know how I've missed you. I'll never desert you again.
Sunset Boulevard No truer word said
Here was an item everybody could have some fun with.
Go easy on that punchbowl. Budget only calls for three drinks per extra.
- Why do you say that? - I know.
I got myself ten nickels and started sending out a general SOS.
- It's fun writing with you. - Oh, thanks.
Joe! Joe!
I know it's a woman. Who is she? Why can't I ask you?
presented to her by some Nevada chamber of commerce.
At the end of the drive was a lovely sight.
You've got the best man, Alan Ladd.
Was her life really as empty as that?
- I went for a walk. - No, you didn't. You took the car.
It wasn't until I got back to my peculiar prison
- Where's the cash? - Where's the story?
Exactly how much do you know about him?
Gordon, this is C B DeMille. Have you been calling Norma Desmond?
- I'll have somebody pick them up. - I've no time. The doctor is here.
I found out the reason for those telephone calls from Paramount.
There's a bowling alley in the cellar.
- Where do you live? - Hollywood. Alto Nido apartments.
- Second generation, huh? - Third.
You see, I was her first husband.
The body of a young man was found in the pool of her mansion,
Walking in to work like...
- Or turn on the shower full blast. - Or capture the kitchen.
I got the recipe.