Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

But I'm not gonna date somebody who's hung up on their ex.

so she's gonna be gone for six months.

You are an amazing woman.

So my cousin Josefina, she raised her as her own.

Does your mother know you're here?

to cater an A-list party like this?!

I do! I feel great about it!

Apparently, this kind of memory loss

Well, don't you have anything to say for yourself?

I heard you and... Peri are... getting married again.

I live next door, by the way.

I keep forgetting I'm not supposed to be nice to you.

Oh, Evelyn will be so busy with the remodel,

Honestly, I... never left.

Consider it a passing of the feather duster.

Which is why you'll end up in jail

We have some baby carrots...

Pues buenas noches

CARROT BIRTHDAY

I am so over you.

You are my maid now.

don't let me catch you near a flight of stairs.

I took care of it, all right?

You said I could call myself a butler.

Yes, forgive the mess.

I don't want that to happen again.

I realize is a poor choice of words.

And hot girls get into parties.

You say that like it's a bad thing.

You stepped on me.

since that sad, sad day at the hospital.

Guess your only choice is to hope he makes a full recovery.

I know... why don't I make a snack for you instead?

without feeling embarrassed.

I wasn't finished.

You're 30 minutes late!

I think I'd remember calling you a stupid nickname.

and all I want is to go to a celebrity party.

So I guess that means there's no reason we can't be friends.

But here. Have some screen time. It's good for you.

Not all maids are Latina, but these maids are.

Whether you know it or not, you're still

You want to crash it with me?

- Well, congratulations. - Thanks.

Now, I have to ask you something a little touchy.

And if you really want to win him back, do something about it.

How is that better?

What the hell's your problem now?