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"Yes I Can"? You said I was gonna freak out.
It happens but it shouldn't happen anymore.
Just shaving here.
Do me up.
Bye.
Soccer shoe. Soccer shoe. Soccer shoe.
I'll paint your toenails.
Flappy upper arms, strange moles.
It's cash only.
...if you're inclined to that body part.
And I realize there's a lot of hormonal compulsion...
Okay, I'll hold out my lip and you put it in.
I'm fucking a teenage drug dealer?
...I smell the breath of every sun-stained face I've liberated.
I'm 100-percent positive he's --
I think it's a little --
Did you forget your pruning shears?
We all fucked up, okay?
...the overall harvest goes way up.
I pictured him taller.
...like "peculiar," maybe or "eccentric"...
Look away.
We'll just....
I'm just gonna throw this out there.