Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

Sorry, sir, we don't have Appletinis, but I could make you a Peachtini.

I'm pretty sure he's sick and tired of saying it.

But still, as much as it pains me to say it,

Dude, it's over, okay? You guys had your chance.

As you can see here,

- How could you do this to me? - I don't know.

I'm just taking a break, Ted. I don't want it to get stale.

we have to decide if we want to get married in two months,

"who picks the first Golden Delicious of the fall harvest."

Fine, but I'm not doing it for you.

That's a little phoofy for my taste. A beer is fine.

will be boy, girl, boy, girl, girl, and that's insanity.

She's upset because you insinuated her job was less important.

to actually having to hear you utter your self-written vows.

and then you're gonna talk to her because you're a good person.

Can you believe this, Ted?

Let's make chaos feel foolish

There's not just one girl who's gonna make me stop thinking about it.

I'm you. I'm talking to you from a future phone.

When people try to put me in the middle of things,

it was time to start planning the wedding.

since you broke up with me in the 11 th grade,

"My dearest Keith, my heart was like a vault,

and then I'll get depressed and fat,

I love you, babe.

- See you tomorrow. - Yeah.

There are plenty of hot girls here, and single.

July 21 st, save the date.

Me and my fellow Chiefs of Medicine are gonna tear this bitch up!