Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

Well, this recorded message is alerting you...
Yeah, no, there's a new policy: No shoes, no shirt, no Sheldon.
All right, if you must watch, then mute it with closed captions, please.
And she touched my food.
Are you insane? You're not gonna party with them.
...it flies directly in the face of Cheesecake Factory policy.
- What the hell kind of crap is that? - Listen.
How about call it even, move on with our lives?
Where was that? Oh, yes.
Hello.
Sheldon? I dropped him off at the comic book store.
- You're sitting in my spot. - Oh, gee, you've gotta be kidding me.
PLEASE DO NOT LEAVE LAUNDRY UNATTENDED
They're gorgeous.
Got it.
You know, I do recall seeing some female undergarments.
...barbecue bacon cheeseburger, barbecue sauce, bacon and cheese on the side.
Knuckle under, my ass.
Goodbye.
Every week they kick out a beautiful girl...
If it's "creepy" to use the Internet, military satellites and robot aircraft...
You're banished from the Cheesecake Factory.
- Well? - I reiterate. Knuckle under.
Put it on the agenda.
I know.
As a consequence of your efforts to circumvent my will...
With great power comes great responsibility
...because they're cats.
- Hold on a second, kreplach? - Yeah.