Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

Sheldon? I dropped him off at the comic book store.
They're gorgeous.
- What the hell kind of crap is that? - Listen.
You're banished from the Cheesecake Factory.
With great power comes great responsibility
PLEASE DO NOT LEAVE LAUNDRY UNATTENDED
You know, I do recall seeing some female undergarments.
...barbecue bacon cheeseburger, barbecue sauce, bacon and cheese on the side.
Got it.
Are you insane? You're not gonna party with them.
- Well? - I reiterate. Knuckle under.
I know.
Every week they kick out a beautiful girl...
Knuckle under, my ass.
Yeah, no, there's a new policy: No shoes, no shirt, no Sheldon.
...because they're cats.
...it flies directly in the face of Cheesecake Factory policy.
- You're sitting in my spot. - Oh, gee, you've gotta be kidding me.
Hello.
Well, this recorded message is alerting you...
And she touched my food.
If it's "creepy" to use the Internet, military satellites and robot aircraft...
All right, if you must watch, then mute it with closed captions, please.
As a consequence of your efforts to circumvent my will...
Where was that? Oh, yes.
Put it on the agenda.
How about call it even, move on with our lives?
- Hold on a second, kreplach? - Yeah.
Goodbye.