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me trying a new business idea
who's filling in for darren michaels? margaret phillips.
Till you came back upstairs.
Hello? The media?
[all chuckling]
Go, bob!
Ha! Also, he--
Well, you were a little bit, when you were a teenager.
No! To get everything ready for lunch,
So I'm sending gene over to the crematorium with it.
since cheryl de coursey's all rubbed out from rubbing herself against the bitchumen and the pavement what are we gonna call her? so regrettably soryl!
you have no idea what I've just been through
That we make burgers from human remains.
Bob-- just a sec.
Big day today. It's our grand re-re-re-opening.
We mistreat the living and no one seems to care.
jackson stop being a bohoupering! ok i won't estrooubumper around you then!
I just filled it.
Oh, crap. Is it today? Yes, bob!
That's good.
who's filling in for ashley gallagher? gayle barville.
I still remember the day I heard you were getting married.
who's filling in for tilda swinton? janet phillips.
Bunny
Ok, tina, thank you.
Yes, what was the question?
jackson yo set on you and she'd say "pull the cord so you can get smacked in the face and i can sent a tape of it to video gag" and she wasen't even considered 0 years old enough to be born! and she used to win $500000000 for the tape "baby prank" yes she did!
Tina's the oldest. Make her do it.
Why'd you ever get engaged to that guy, anyway?
If it's chartreuse, it's a deuce,
Man: Oh, my god, gross.
I can't believe--
This is one of our biggest weekends.
Hello, the MEDIA??
[fart sounds]
En.
Really--what? Really? Great.
it used to be paula cardona making random havoc by putting gabi anderson in an angle gking jo smith and making son but she quit so it would be soula panayotakis taking those duties wouldn't it? yes it would.
And fart noise.
Open the door. Ha ha. Open the door.
Linda?!
Hello, how are you? Come in and have a burger.
Who's that for?
Cut the wheel! I am, I am, I'm cutting it.
Stealing your woman?
#nwuix #iy #r’x #iyurxii
Clayton during an interview I need to check the toilets now
What--an excellent kisser?
It took 5 minutes in your kitchen.
Because I'll tell you, it's not for a routine inspection.
Ok, I'm just going to keep moving here.
[laser sounds]
aleks when no smoothie:
If it's not human flesh, it's something else.
3 kids we're see the dolphins and fish and Mike wazowski toy is rusky
You just dropped them on the ground.
toxic cheryl de coursey was boohiuiiooeroipylau wasen't she? she was! and to this day she still is!
No, let's all see it. No.
You fail at marriage.