Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

I didn't come here today to buy your company.

And once I realized that, it was like, ka-pow!

Okay, well, suck a dick.

- Oh, God. - What are you doing to me?

and talking and talking about things,

What the fuck is this?

So I just traded one year...

I guess the tech gods were just speaking through me.

simply stationing myself in the hall outside of his office,

Jared, I... I don't really want to talk about guy talk.

Gleb? What, you're comparing me to Gleb?

I thought I'd have to buy you out,

He asked if he could practice-pitch it to me.

What's with the shirt?

So what was he doing? Was he video chatting?

Somehow, I knew to take the best parts of a service

You are. That's what Big Head said.

I finally got some real financing lined up for us.

"Santa Clara Sheriff's Department.

The fact that it's taken him two weeks to fess up

I'm sorry, Erlich. I've made my decision.

And in case all of you gents have forgotten,

to a HooliChat log-in is hella lame?

I have got... to get in on this.

Fuck him. We had a deal.

But enough about the previous leadership,

This play has to do with the Oculus, right?

Hey, you know, I could probably find out about Jian-Yang's app.

Because sometimes, you just gotta be at product level

that wasn't exactly soaring.

That was fucking Russ and his shitty tequila.

I don't recommend using conventional listening devices.

he will do the right thing and get me my money back.

Well, technically, this is a corporation.

Yeah, of course. I'd love to. Bye.

You said they went awesome.

"Hards-on" not "hard-ons."

I should go Skype my dad, I think, and tell him the good news.

That's right. I'm just the CEO.