Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

...because, A, you're brilliant scientists...

Scissors cuts paper, paper covers rock...

So where you gonna hang it?

There was something in the wall that someone outside the wall wanted.

It's no longer funny. Let's try something else.

...and the low-hanging scrotum of the difficult-to-evict Professor Rothman.

I paid $25 to some kid on eBay for a handcrafted Harry Potter wand.

And for the record, butter is an excellent lubricant for your rectal exam.

I clearly like you more than you like me.

Can't be very long.

Wait, and let him win? Do I look crazy to you?

They're so distinguished.

I don't think you put a number on how much one person likes another.