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...and, as it always has, rock crushes scissors.
- Good evening. - See you.
- Kripke? - Yes?
It turns out that the thermostat for my new office isn't in my new office.
I bought you a painting that's 12 square feet in area.
Am I wearing a summer frock? No, I don't want tea.
There's a number.
Time. Ran out of room.
But I had him add clothes because it was an unnecessary challenge...
My mother didn't allow me to watch it.
...and you will find a way to be okay with that.
Take this up with your department chairman.
What do you propose?
Yes, too much. Because our friendship is fundamentally asymmetrical.
...and, B, as far as who gets Rothman's office...
That depends, do you like pictures of yourself where you look like a man?
Oh, it's very simple.
- What, you don't like wind chimes? - No, I hate them, but it gets worse.
Dibs.
Out of sight, out of mind.
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