Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

Then, she flossed her teeth with his tendons.

♪ give me the hope to run out of steam ♪

And, because he was a vampire,

a hook thing where his hand should be.

That was probably the test that returned the psychotic result!

Okay, I'm ready for my birthday spanking.

Yeah. You want to hear a scary story?

Yeah, when we dress up, you'll know it.

I didn't care about the characters.

All the good christians got raptured up to heaven, so if you're hearing this, the good news is you're the coolest people in the world

in the middle of the room holding knives.

And, Jeff, one of our friends is...

like a gerbil shredding a quaker oats box,

Here's the mail, it only fails.

discompassionately macabre,

They were stupid.

of the most pertinent news broadcast.

I didn't say it was you.

and an aerosol mist of blood all over the skanky concubine.

Anyhoo, can you take us to heaven now, please?

the Beetlejuice soundtrack, and NPR podcasts.

Well, what kind of sociopath doesn't offer that information,

as if without the slightest regard for human life.

Jinx! Double jinx!

Guys, I think these stories are starting to get personal.

"Oh reason not the need!

Forced to be together forever!

Thank you for pulling me from that carriage.

♪ I can't count the reasons I should stay ♪

11:15, lava enemas, followed by pilates.

Still...Relevant!

I heard the Dean's got free taco meat from the army.