Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

Why are you always so determined to have us relax
Here, I have a story that I think might help.
Ugh.
but I am a monster.
Swarms of locusts
t-that any one of us m-might be sane.
He was last seen in the woods and has a thingy for a hand,
I forgive you.
I'm just worried that one of you--
one member of our study group has...
It looks like you're barking up the wrong tree.
Which one?
So if you think about it,
Wow. You Britta'd "Britta'd."
Don't mind if I do.
You heard all the stories.
I don't believe in monsters.
No, but one of you has the potential.
I'll start with a story about a horrible fate
Guys, it's been three days!
to his own partially digested flesh
Oh, my God! Unh!
of the local insane asylum.
lock the doors, and then stand back to back
It's too coincidental.
When are you gonna let me go?
You ran these through the machine upside-down.
and he's mental and he's on the loose and stuff.
intimate in safety, because it's not the 50s,
I'm just enjoying an expensive, post-coital Brandy.
What did I do to deserve that?
Whatever. I'll run them through again.
Okay, but...
where I do weird experiments on people.
for an extreme personality disorder.
And the woman was screaming and screaming
- I love you-- - Shh.
Shirley, that wasn't a horror story.