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- Wow. That was Rodriguez? - Yeah. And they fucking killed him.
Doug.
OK, you have walked the crime scene.
What? Oh, those. I was in a drive-by shooting yesterday.
I was, ha ha, driving the car. This car. I may be a murderer. Murderess.
You know who this is.
the proposal to expand the sewer and water reclamation systems
Bring me back twelve-fi'.
You can't come to my house. You're not welcome here.
Don't play that doe-eye cute shit with me. I know you know better.
Lawyer for the contractor?
Dap?
Erm...
I love a woman who does her homework.
Meanwhile, a reconnaissance drone killed my battle buddy,
Lovely. Can't wait to meet him.
Tip of the hat to the old man.
- Who's that? - Who the fuck is you, nigga?
Drink myself into a stupor, then sleep with my prostitute-slash-informer.
I bet you look good rolling right out of bed in the morning.
- We don't care. - Go fuck yourself.
so I'll just ask, do you have any money?
Turn on your vacuum, Ivan.
Oh, and I left you a package in the garage.
Gentlemen, we called this meeting because my client's tired of running.