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♪ You're in my brain I'm yours And my heart too be mine ♪
Our planet is gone forever, but with what we have learned,
[gasping]
♪ For here Am I sitting in a tin can ♪
Valerian, do you hear me?
It means, "Thank you."
GAME OVER!!!!
Show them in.
Uh, worse? Is that negotiable?
[humming]
- We trust you. - And under the circumstances...
That's all we need.
Yes, sir.
We have to complete the mission, Major.
[man over P.A.] To retrieve your purchases, please place your items
It's called the law.
[Doghan Dagui 1] Agent Laureline.
Well, yes, a most curious demise.
in the transmatter box and enter your DNA code. Thank you.
Okay.
Yeah, once they find out he's not,
Yes, sir.
♪ They put a bounty on my soul ♪
right in the middle of the station.
No, it's not a crime.
all the while watching and learning from each of them.
Declassify.
[beeping]
- I can play anyone or anything. - I'm sure you can.
Useless, you mean.
[Bubble] Let's talk about this. You're gonna hurt yourself.
Access is restricted.
♪ I'm feeling very still ♪
Whew!
Major, what are you doing?
Alex, any ideas?
You have no means of communication with the outside world?
What's wrong?
[echoes]
What can I do to make it up to you?
I suffer like this...
Confirmed.
♪ Ground Control to Major Tom Your circuit's dead ♪
[sighs]
This does not smell good.
As you all know,
[all speaking in alien language]
The Alpha Station has grown 7% this year,
My daughter.
Don't say that.
- [honking horn] - Amazing. And so practical.
- Zito, cover them. - Yes, sir!
[Valerian grunts]
The only way in is to look like one of them.
[Valerian grunting]
You'll have hundreds of them.
absorbing the vast knowledge stored in its database.
- I'm that man. - [sighs]
Welcome to Sakandi,
[woman speaking Mandarin over P.A.]
[grunts]
[console beeping]
- [drums on organ] - [sighs]
♪ You should know If you want it it's yours
Hey.
that you're behind schedule, and pass on your apology.
Move, lizard.
Three...
[speaking in alien language]
Shoot. He ruined my dress.
[beeps]
[grunting]
I've lost the Major's signal.
[Speaking alien language]
[commander] Yes, I do.
to my daughter, Princess Lïho.
No, I'm not letting you go anywhere.
Everybody, back to your posts!
[security voice] Seek and destroy. Top priority.
You totaled your SkyJet, remember?
How can you be so sure?
Annihilate them all.
Come on, everyone.
- You've got a call. - What?
I need to take you shopping with me.
You do have an identity.
He's the threat!
Sure.
[grunting]
[chuckles] Good idea. Leaving manual.
General, the Major has resurfaced
[beeping]
at the edge of the Red Zone.
A tumor we have to cut out as soon as we can.
Same here.
Not very professional, Major.
[grunts]
That's why Major Valerian would rather I held onto it.
You guys must be sick.
and a trans-matter box to bring anything there.
- Hey... [screams] - [electricity crackling]
In the absence of the Commander, I am in command on Alpha!
[Valerian] Okay, but I've lost track of them.
[grunts]
[playing organ]
Why would they spare our lives? Give me one good reason.
This is so exciting.
Your last detour was not so long ago.
I would have done the same for you.
It seems she chose you.
"What's mine is mine and what's yours is mine" philosophy?
Hey, haven't I seen you guys somewhere before?
They control information technology, finance, and banking.
No one came back alive.
[scoffs]
- You're good. - Thanks.
[sighs]