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Come on.
Your heart was in the right place.
No. Ugh.
What are you addicted to?
Oh, Bill, don't be ridiculous. I'm sure it isn't.
Governor Pataki applauded the announcement,
That's why I think it's important
But--
that the wife had been the one who set the fire.
Now, just put that out.
Oh. Well, you're fine now. That's all that matters.
That wouldn't have anything to do with it, right?
Why?
Oh, thanks, Lisa.
Oh. Okay.
I don't like movies. Most movies suck.
Do you want to get some lunch?
You know what?
What is this?
Well, you don't smoke.
secondhand smoke has been proven to have carcinogenic effects.
You want to talk? Yes.
Hello, Jimmy.
New York, New York-- it's a hell of a town.
Thanks. I'll just have the coffee for now.
Well, I heard about your little smoking problem.
When someone says, "Hey, Joe, you want to go to a movie?"
[SIGHS] We're failures.
I'm not gay.
I got a friend at city hall.
He hasn't "hey, heyed" me.
Look, as much as I'm enjoying