Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

My wife believed that the best way to help yourself was to help others.

Okay, that's sounding very "cult-y," and I'm fucking in.

Yeah. Okay, my turn now?

[Sean] Uh-uh. That ain't for you.

Marriage is a tough thing for me to talk about.

{\an8}- Oh, fuck you. - [chuckles]

- Hey now. [laughs] - [Brian laughs]

Hope he's enjoying the ass heater.

losing little parts of her.

it doesn't-- it doesn't do it right away.

it's a best moment In every wife

- Okay. - Okay. [chuckles]

What kind of a person hugs and tells?

[breathes heavily] ..."Do you want to come over here and service me?"

Are you sad because he was so kind to you?

You're an idiot, Grace, so shut the fuck up, or I'll shut you up.

I just wanna make sure it sounds like a cranky old white dude wrote it.

Do I need to kill a goat? 'Cause I'll do that shit for that.

- [sighs] Where the hell is Jimmy? - Hey, don't worry. He'll show.

And when life gets rough...

And he's got a nice ass.

Of course, Paul.

I've never been this uncomfortable in my life.

{\an8}- The era of shirtless Brian has begun. - Yeah!

- You nervous about your wedding speech? - Nope.

Okay, well, thank you, Dad.

[breathing shakily] Okay. Okay.

{\an8}"Look at that Blind Side-ass lady. Look at her, look at her."

You, get him drunk. And you, step it the fuck up.

- Good luck. - Yeah.

And, um, I'd really like to be involved in your company.

and I would be like, "Your brains are too runny, bitch."

I'm great at time management.

No, it makes it worse.

Paul and I just hugged.

Oh, first you raw dog me in public

{\an8}"Once you go Asian, you won't go Caucasian."

[smacks lips] But they've also got your back.

- I gave her a rock. - [Paul] A rock?