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- Okay, I'm good. I'm good. - Okay.
Boop.
- I can't. - Why?
♪ D-man's gonna be a B-man D-man's gonna be a B-man ♪
Pussy!
Does it turn shit to gold?
- [Derek] Oh, yeah. [chuckles] - Yes!
Okay. Everyone is sitting. I crushed it.
He's not safe dick.
I'm tired. I wanna head back.
[Sean] Almost done.
[chuckles] Yeah. [inhales deeply]
[busy tone]
Because we're having sexual relations.
Tell him what raw dog means.
I look forward to the call from your principal.
- [exhales sharply] - ...and Jimmy thinks so too.
I would not be here today if it was not for Tia.
Look, kid, for the last year,
I promise you you will regret it if you don't do this.
I'm sure, uh, many of you know, a little over a year ago, my wife died.
I know where Dad keeps the good stuff.
- [lisping] That's how they say it. - Oh, my God.
{\an8}You're a good dad.
Still... [sighs] ...I mean... [chuckles]
Do you think I'm being a lazy, ungrateful prick?
Then I'll stop saying that.
Why?
[exhales shakily]
and now you burst into my office and raw dog me here?
- [Tia] I know. - I'm getting spoons.
{\an8}I got plenty of other options.
Boop
{\an8}[groans]
That sneaky little bitch.
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