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I look forward to the call from your principal.
[chuckles] Yeah. [inhales deeply]
That sneaky little bitch.
Look, kid, for the last year,
- Okay, I'm good. I'm good. - Okay.
Okay. Everyone is sitting. I crushed it.
and now you burst into my office and raw dog me here?
Still... [sighs] ...I mean... [chuckles]
Does it turn shit to gold?
I'm tired. I wanna head back.
I'm sure, uh, many of you know, a little over a year ago, my wife died.
{\an8}You're a good dad.
I would not be here today if it was not for Tia.
- I can't. - Why?
♪ D-man's gonna be a B-man D-man's gonna be a B-man ♪
[busy tone]
Boop
Do you think I'm being a lazy, ungrateful prick?
Then I'll stop saying that.
[exhales shakily]
[Sean] Almost done.
Why?
Boop.
{\an8}[groans]
I know where Dad keeps the good stuff.
- [lisping] That's how they say it. - Oh, my God.
I promise you you will regret it if you don't do this.
Pussy!
He's not safe dick.
{\an8}I got plenty of other options.
Because we're having sexual relations.
- [exhales sharply] - ...and Jimmy thinks so too.
- [Derek] Oh, yeah. [chuckles] - Yes!
- [Tia] I know. - I'm getting spoons.
Tell him what raw dog means.