Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

She knows I'm kidding. I'm not kidding.
(EXCLAIMS IN FRUSTRATION)
I then hitched a ride from a nice young couple.
but the government is still after me
(TIRES SCREECHING)
But sometimes you've just gotta go with your gut.
I don't know what you're saying. But I am not turning back.
Go, Mom! You can do it! Go, Mom! You can do it!
Don't take her away!
You want to go on an adventure with your old man?
(RUMBLING)
Mother, you had me
I want you to stay here forever.
Come in and watch TV.
(LAUGHING)
Then what was in the coffin?
Well, now that I'm free, I intend to be a better mother to my son.
(UKULELE MUSIC PLAYING)
Carl Carlson.
Dad, the word's "desert." And those farmers are suffering.
Win your own T-shirt!
(CAR HORN)
(GROANS)
I gotta get that T-shirt.