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and if I hook one up I call you tonight.
- I'm very nice to people. - Yeah, fine.
- What are you talking about? - What am I talking about?
- Fine. - Why would you pick up?
My feeling is we may do a little corrective surgery.
- Let's go now. - Dad, I'm adopted?
broke my hand with that handshake!
It's whitefish and sable. That's not herring.
- You had a nanny? - I had a nanny... Johanna Seiderman...
- What is this "eh"? - Eh.
He was shaking like this.
You're in the middle of an intimate moment with your loved one.
You sure I'm not adopted?
Actually, they named a sandwich after me.
- Shh! - Big deal!
You pick up the phone during sex?
- Yeah. - I adopted too!
Why don't you taste the sandwich?
- treat people better. - I'm respectful to people.
Shh! Don't disturb the intercourse.
I’m Adopted
Nobody's picking up.
You don't have a lot of respect for speech.
- No, not at all. - I noticed you put your head back.
almost broke my hand with that shake.
You need to call him and tell him not to do it.
You stole my sandwich? Is that what you did?
Why? So what? I don't know.
- It looks like a pretend teacup. - Look.
It's the first time I really kvelled...
What is it?
How're you doing?
- Now. - Okay.
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