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- It's not herring. - Capers.
Get this: The doctor divorced his wife
He bumped me.
- Who? - You know, my nanny.
I swear to God. I wouldn't lie to you, not to you guys.
If you don't like them, you can brush them off.
It's not herring, okay?
What?
you mumbled it, which is something you do a lot.
Why did you have to answer the phone?
And I'll tell you what,
I was like a baby drawn to the nipple.
- Yeah. - You gotta like fish.
No, not yet.
Well, you've got your Al Capone hat on.
to switch sandwiches with me?
- I don't care. - This is kind of important.
I could be adopted.
- How are you? - Good.
- Aha! Look who's here! - Hey, Leo!
- Do you feel like making a scene? - No.
- We're gonna take off. - What? We carpooled with you.
- I'm adopted? - Let's go.
- Let's go. - Get a ride.
Sorry, Susie.
If only he had picked up.
she's gonna get in touch with me.
- Don't whisper to me. - I said he almost
- Yeah. - Yeah.
Larry David sandwich, huh?
Every day is a gift.
What's the problem?
We'll see.
You need tickets?
What's the difference?
- Fine fine. - Huh? Yeah!
- I need privacy. - Oy.
I'm a big fan of "Seinfeld."
Oh, hey, I'll see you inside.
You know what's up on the board?
- Whitefish. - Whitefish,
There's whitefish, uh, sable,
Let me ask you a question.
Could you leave the room? It's like calling for a date.
And somewhere... I'm not religious at all...
Usually i delegate it to somebody else
I said, "God, help me!"
All right. I am so bummed out.
I'm gonna do your father's surgery for you.