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Take some water.
You little snitch. He spilled the coffee, by the way,
Let's go in and pray.
Capers
What stinks in here?
All right, whatever you said just now,
I'm going to let you have any sandwich you want.
Capers.
Hey hey.
Excuse me, sir. I'm gonna need to see your ticket.
It wouldn't hurt anybody. You're laughing in my face.
You know, and in as much as you don't go in there,
All right, I'm gonna get something to eat.
- How many times a week do you go? - I don't know. Two?
- I get deliveries. - I give it to charity.
- Get off! - What?
- Thank you. - You're a golfer, right?
Get some scalper tickets.
But I think if she gets the letter,
There was something I want to tell you... oh!
Shut the fuck up
I'm gonna die.
- Is that amazing? - Awesome.
Oh, everybody quiet.
I don't understand why you buy tickets.
I have no idea.
- You're not screwing me? - You're screwing me maybe.
Yes, I think so too. It happened for a reason.
honest to God, is my penmanship.
What is sable?
It's something that makes me prouder than anything.
Look at that. Larry David sandwich.
I never said that. Never.
- Um, so this your wife? - No! What? No!
- Here you are. - All right.
So good to see you!
There's one person.
"Leo, I didn't get a sandwich. I want a sandwich."
- Yes, sir. - I do! I respect speech!
None of your business. The new year.
- Sorry. - Oh, boy.
Okay, it's in golf.
- Get off of me! - What are you doing?
It's not true, no.
- Got them. - How much?
- Hey. - What?
It's Rosh Hashanah! It's the New Year!
- How do you know? - My father told me.
- Pfft! - Really?
- Of course. - I want to go to temple this year.