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I'm adopted.
You ever see a handle like this on a cup? What's the point?
but you need a ticket, and I've got my tickets.
Usually I delegate it to somebody else,
You might not be happy, but you'll know.
They're gonna have to get somebody else.
- You're out of your mind. - You don't think I saw you?
- Yeah? ...when I was a little kid.
Hey, do you mind if I stop this for a second?
Mustn't interrupt intercourse.
'cause I know you don't go in there very much...
- They named a sandwich after me. - You're kidding?
- No! - Why would you pick up?
Oh, we don't have that sandwich anymore.
I always talk to people outside.
- You've got a sandwich! - That's a disgusting sandwich! Really?
Everything's gonna be all right.
Let's go.
Okay okay, I wait.
I never... I never said you were adopted.
Okay, I tell you what I'm going to do for you.
- Fantastic! - Yeah yeah yeah.
Take a mint.
who needs tickets?
So, anyway, huh? Amazing?
If every blue moon I have sex, I'm not gonna pick up.
I eat anything off the menu.
I'm meeting him there for lunch.
- Bullshit. - Bullshit?
- I'm not trying to ruin it. - Don't rain on my parade.
- What? - I don't like it.
What? I'm a doctor?
- To switch with you? - Yeah, maybe, you know...
The thing about it... I was wondering,
to his question.
Yeah, but you're not there. You don't go in there.
I don't know exactly when,