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A brand new sandwich called the "Larry David."
What are you talking about?
You bumped into me.
Actually, that might be Jeff calling about the temple tickets.
And I say that it happens every single time.
You know what? I think you smell from the onion.
How are you, sir?
Oh, Larry.
The yips.
I'm, a-adopted?
The only noticeable thing I have in common with them,
Really? They got scalper tickets?
- You want to go? We carpooled. - We want to go.
- It's rude. - Let's go in and pray.
Maybe you'll start to be more respectful to people,
I didn't finish it.
- Hey! - Oh, hey.
All right. What the hell. What's the harm?
They're like Siamese twins, whitefish and sable.
- What does that mean? - Look at the board!
- I saw you roll about seven feet past. - Yeah.
You know what? I'll make some calls,
Thanks, buddy. I really appreciate it.
"Be among those who cherish truth above ease.
- No condiments? - Cream cheese.
How am I gonna get one?
- I'm gonna have to ask you to leave. - Did you say I'm adopted?
- If don't get a ride give me a call. - Fine!
The sandwich.
Ah, all right, all right. I don't even like it.
True story, every word!
- I go there five times a week. - Big deal.
He's doing very well and it's nothing for you to worry about.
- He just got his food. - You'll get a ride.
There's a Johanna Seiderman in a nursing home
Shut the fuck up
His life is not threatened. He's fine and he's resting.
Eh!
and then became fearful, I guess it's possible.