Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

- Let's play hockey, gentlemen. - Okay, cut it.

- ~Bom, bom ~ - ~Bom, bom, bom, bom ~

Tim Hortons fresh against team iceland

(Boyish laughter ensues)

And we'll call it the Air Biz loafer...

What are you doin'? Get off me.

Tomorrow, it's video games, action figures, lunch boxes. The sky is the limit.

Don't just stand there. Come and get it.

And when everyone says it can't be done - Ducks fly together.

Les Averman. Brooklyn Park, Minnesota.

$150? Well worth it

Russ Tyler, Team U.S.A. 's newest member from Los Angeles calling for the puck. He gets it.

Please! Gordon, it's a game!

Were the Sac A’s and we’re goin all the way

Hey, ain't no whistles out here either. You keep diggin' until you score that goal!

That wasn't even my triple deke.

This guys crazier than me. Forget about him.

for kids who wanna coach.

- How are you gonna handle them? - Um... hard work.

America is still young, still forming its own identity.

~Rock the Pond ~

Eat, everybody, before the hasenpfeffer gets cold.

if we were staying in Texas, this wouldn't have ever happened. if we were staying in Texas, this wouldn't have ever happened.

- Cheers. - Yeah.

Awwwyeahhhhhhh!

- Gosh, this store sure is nice. - Goldberg, my man.

Thank you, Dwayne, but i'm no lady; i'm a Duck!

- This is The Great One. - Wayne's fine.

Well, you better get the damn magic, and you better get it fast.

for the Junior Goodwill Games.

This is a distraction.

I hope Bombay's got some magic up his sleeve, because he's getting manhandled tonight.

Gimme these! I hope you are wearing undies today!

That's his team? Those guys are huge!

THE QOC ATTACK IS BACK JACK!

Greenland is covered with ice and Iceland is very nice

Be that man, Gordon.

Let’s go wash our hands

Please give me one more chance to get those guys!

i been tryin' to figure this out. What does Hendrix want with me?

Ken Wu. San Francisco, California.

about more than just winning or losing.

And the team is all I have.

Don't you worry.

if we were in Texas, this wouldn't have happened.

See you later, buddy.! Gimme.!

well, then, i lost more than my knee.

Robertson with it now for Team U.S.A. He's got great moves with the puck.

Or i'm out of a job, and you're on your way back to Palookaville, Minnesota...

Go Partner Team, Go Get 'em...

Well, I know confession, Emily.

Gordon Bombay, unassisted, puts his team up five to one.

You lost it for me

U.S.A.! U.S.A.! U.S.A.! U.S.A.!

5 minutes well worth it

i can't believe this is happening! i should be out there!

- Sending in a woman to do a man's job. - Don't break a nail.

~ Tag team back again Check it's a record and let's begin ~

Germaine slides it to Connie Moreau. She shoots. She scores.!

- Come on. This is ridiculous. - Well, Gordon Bombay's old team was called the "Ducks';..

- Duck! - That's right. The Ducks.

Everyone goes their own way, everyone falls down.

GOPHERS ARE STRONGER, FASTER, HAVE MORE FACIAL HAIR

Hey, you want a piece of this?

That's my knucklepuck. it's hard to be accurate but it drives goalies crazy.

Go, U.S.A. Go get 'em.

Oh, Mr. Tibbles, are you all right?

Face-off at center ice. Germany wins the draw.

~Rock the Pond ~

This isn't a hockey game. It's a circus.

The Knicks are better, stronger, faster They got more facial hair

~Let's work together ~

Mike Ditka, are theyjust coaches?

Jesse, forget about it.! Let's go.!

We're your official sponsors. Anybody want a card?

You're young and you're gonna have plenty of shots, believe me.

Jesse, we're back! - Hey, Charlie!

Welcome back, Gordon. Get in! Get in!

KPT Elias for the win

All right, yeah!

Tottenhams going down

Let’s go Patriots

Iceland physically dominated the first game between two teams...

- Pass the puck, Dwayne! Come on! - Dwayne, give me the puck.!

You are a team.

i- i know what you meant.

Bombay, the Minnesota Miracle Man, has done it again.

i was this close to the N.H.L.,Jan. i was back in the game.

i want you to become synonymous with winning...

Oh, uh, i-i'll have the cheeseburger, fries, and a chocolate shake, please.

i'm, uh, Don Tibbles...

~I've done my sentence ~

i wanna play. When am i gonna get my chance?

Team U.S.A. against Iceland.

And I'm Gordon Bombay Minneapolis, Minnesota

Time for a line change But you want to try and finish your check

- Whoa! - Yeah!

Yeah. i'm all right. i almost had it that time.

oh... say change it up. CHANGE IT UP!

We've got a lot of work to do. We've gotta study our opponents and study ourselves.

Have no fear! Goldberg is here!

Somebody better watch their hands

Great! Scrimmage! You heard your coach! Now-