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- Fulton. - That's a good question.
Alley-oop, boys.
What do ya say, coach?
This isn't a Democratic Debate; it's a circus.
Wu, the former figure skater, back behind the net, ducks underneath the check.
Well, they need to rest.
That's right. The various city-states waved their flags...
Say It's U.S.A. hockey time! It's U.S.A. hockey time!
- And just when you think they're about to break apart- - Ducks fly together!
Look at them. Fulton. Fulton, talk to 'em.
i know my competition. i know you.
Well that's too bad, G!
Did you hear Ethan & Ryan made the team? Sure did, Cowboy!
Damn it!
Nearing the end of the game, Team U.S.A. with it out at center ice.
try on one of these.
Don't take those pads off.
but i can't make a living coaching Pee Wee hockey.
All right! Yeah!
Alright. JT Miller! Our little Bash Brother! He’s our man!
Hall joined by his teammates behind the Team U.S.A. net in the third period.
- ~ Oh yeah ~ - ~ Oh yeah ~
Hey, Jeffrey, Are you nuts? Who I am kidding? Give me the puck, Jeffrey!
Each team picks five of their best. One-on-one with the goalie.
Yeah!
Party!
i'm going to show you my private collection.
Team Duke is going down
And to win this thing, you have to work as one.
Get up there! Where i come from, we treat ladies with respect.
i asked around.
NO. IT WAS ME!
CHANGE IT UP!
And I’m Gordon Bombay Minneapolis, Minnesota
The goaler!
Hasenpfeffer and eggs. - Yeah.
Let's play!
Fulton back to Wu. He shoots.
Four-nothing, Iceland.
~A surge of force that never dies ~
You're full of confidence. Cocky. American.
You never heard of my knucklepuck?
- He does have a tendency to showboat. - Yahoo!
They're wearing the logo of the duck. I've never seen this before.
She won the state championship for Maine three years in a row.
Randy, I Need U Right Der With Me, For da belt
It wasn’t me.
in the tournament.
i need 'em here to practice!
So when he made it to a game...
Charlie Conway. Minneapolis, Minnesota.
Let's go shake their hands.
Fuckkkin right!
Come on, Goldberg!
- Whoa, hey! - Cool, man!
Was that it?
- ~Bom, bom ~ - ~Bom, bom ~
You looked like you just got out of the shower.
Okay! All right! Come on, get back!
If we fall, we'll get up and try it again.
Held in by Iceland. Goldberg looks like he got tripped.
Whoa!
Here is to Alan. To Alan!!
~ The Mighty Ducks of America ~
Captain hoppe has it for Team united way, he gets knocked head over heels
- Don't tell me how to talk, rich boy! - Hey, Portman, chill!
In their last meeting, Iceland crushed Team U.S.A., 12-1.
for all your hockey needs. Fulton, there you go. Coach.
~ The Mighty Ducks of America ~
Listen, i want you to remember this pond.
Adam, i'm sorry, we already have a full roster.
We got one
- Are you okay? - Need some help?
- Uh, yeah. Hormones. - He's a goon.
Ranty
- ~ Ta da ~~ - Oh! That's awesome!
It's not Team U.S.A. Yes, it is. They've got on new uniforms.
i woke up... and the pain was gone.
Whoa! Not again!
- What are you doin'? Get off!. You comin' or not? - Let's go.
i wanted to cream that jerk that busted my knee when i played in the minors.
BOLDY BE LIKE
Hall up to center ice. Hall with it toward the Germany blue line.
We can't make it. iceland's bigger, stronger, faster. They got more facial hair.
- Hey, man, take it easy! Slow down! - Goldberg, look out!
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Good work, Captain Duck.
Well, i don't see any Ducks here, Charlie.
Hey, Banks, let's go!
- Whoa! - We need to get back to basics.
Without a coach behind the bench, you'll forfeit the game.
Way to go, man! Way to go!
- Wow. - There's Julie "The Cat'"Gaffney.
Gordon.! Just one question.! One question.!
- Well, that's not a bad idea. - Call me Goldberg.
- And we're gonna stick together. You know why? - Because we are Ducks.
i saw the iceland game on television.
replace gaffney w/wagner
Lighten up a little bit. We're all just here to have-
Watch this.
All right, get it.!
Team U.S.A., how does it feel competing...
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- Hey, how you feelin' today, Goldberg? - Lean and mean.
and wore their home colors proudly.
The Sheepy Letters Can Take Care Our Babies Yes! They Can Take Care!
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Goldberg.!
But my dad's counting on me.
That'll be $30,000, son. $30,000? Well worth it.
- Bring the bear up here. This is Henry, the Hendrix bear.
- You ran at him unprovoked. - Huh?
Iceland trying to pad their lead in the second period.
What are you doing out there? Wake up!
- Let's go check out some stores. - Great. i gotta buy my mom a T-shirt.
Hey. You don't need me here.
He's the best puck handler I've ever seen.
Two minutes well worth it
- All right! - All right!
And we'll call it the Air Bombay loafer...
No, Hank Aaron Of course Aaron Spelling
Then come back and do them.
Mott! Mott! Mott! Mott! Mott! Mott!
That's nice, Coach, but we're Ducks. This stuff says "Hendrix" all over it.
That kid’s crazier than me, forget about him
No! No.
District 5? Or New ge CU Buffs?