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What about Obama?
I, uh, had an accident.
Oh, shit.
Yeah, do you wanna stay?
that's gonna be what this is like.
But it's also after midnight.
I have no regrets, but you could only do...
Why won't somebody help me?
we can go see your mom on Thanksgiving--
and their faces,
You got hit by a truck. Yeah.
Why, God?!
you're gonna drive me crazy.
That's crazy.
Well, I can't be doing none of that.
Really?
Please don't eat that ice cream right now.
Ugh!
This-- it hurts a lot.
and say to me, "April, thank you for helping me."
Yeah.
You can't break up with me.
Nothing broken.
I gotta tell her I can't pick up the kids.
I'm gonna have both for awhile.
Hey, Janet, it's Louie.
Okay, I like you, you're a good guy.
'Cause with the amount of money poured into people's tits
You know what his mom said to me?
I gotta go, I gotta...
Hello. Hey.
Prick.