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Hmm...
Well, it was a...
Well, I gotta get it out of there.
Yeah.
7,500? Yeah.
Okay, well, I know it's about me, I know that.
His legs both cut off, the torso,
I'm not.
Oh, wow, more? Yeah, oh, yeah.
That's fine.
Well, we're working.
I think my dick is getting blurry.
That's it? That's it.
The guy in here a week ago--
Never mind.
But I gotta call my ex-wife,
I got a permanent limp but I'm walking.
What happened?
Won't somebody help me?! Let's take a look here!
You're acting sort of tense and...
Can I get up and get to a phone?
Wow.
You just wanna break up with me and...
Use mine. Thank you.
You could save yourself another divorce
Busted-up knees. Oh.