Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

Oh, you in the red, I saw you first!

Girl, I'm gonna give you a lecture tomorrow.

Ooh, so tense, real tight.

and see if that make him giggle a little bit.

I see you over there chasing them hurricanes.

I mean, she is the one giving me grief about doing myjob.

which has been very good to me, mind you.

Look! Smash alert, two o'clock!

You been doing such a great job thus far.

it feels like a term of endearment.

There's a lot you can do with just one.

all day, all day, all day, I slay

Ladies, look what your man's got!

I just hate seeing you chasing that celebrity bullshit.

That's not my arm.

As for you, Stewart...

By the way, I'm going to essence fest this weekend with my girls.

You are so much better than that.

Y'all didn't even have to take me to red lobster!

You give me the smallest bit of ice cream,

He's gonna knock the cobwebs off that thing, you understand me?

Ooh, shit! Don't choke her too hard.

"Bitch gonna get hurt."

Dina, we're not done yet!

Hello. Oh, my goodness!

Just grapefruit him. What?

and a little more "freaknik" Lisa.

I see you, Julian. I see you, boy.

Yeah. Okay. Yeah. No, I know.

Yazzzzz Hunty Yazzzzz I slay all day I slay all day- yazzzz I slay

Oh, yeah. I'll just be pouring my own drinks

I'm talking hot grits,

You are strong, you are powerful, you are beautiful

anything you want done, baby

That ass is really cute.

Y'all ready to have a good time in this motherfucker?

I'm not really sure what's going on here.

Ooh! Now, take it easy, lis.

You about to be a mental health patient With a fat ass.

And I really thought that I could go through with it.

Come on, you have to try it! It's amazing!

But we are not pressing charges, okay?

Really, that is not necessary. Dina, calm down.

since we've got a true sausage connoisseur,

Don't worry about it!

I don't find this funny at all.

Flossy posse! Flossy posse!

You know, I'm so proud of her. Look at her.

Oh, my lady, my queen! Real quick. Yes?

All right, maybe we should take... Sit your ass down!

The same way you tell her to come get some dick.

Ls that because you a vegan?

There's actually a few of those out there, I don't know if you saw.

I know y'all keep me around for laughs,

Can we at least wait until we get back to the room?

look, I'm really sorry for what I said.

how long has it been since you got that back blown out?

Of Sasha's secrets?

but the truth is, this weekend is all about the flossy posse!

Ah, so, let's take this cleaver...

Kitchen shears.

The beaver has cut down the tree!

That was crazy!

If I will it, I can have it all.

- Amen. - Mmm-hmm.

If the right woman came along,

Ry, you oan't keep pretending that this photo doesn't exist.

I would never hurt you.

for the rest of the weekend, that's all.

I'll convene with my team, and we'll get back to you.

Fuck you, Lisa!

No, I'm just saying that it would be

And before you even insult me, yes, it's Stewart's.

This will be my final post.

Okay, look, we gotta go save Ryan.

How do you have time for a life?

You left me high and dry!

Conniving! You are sneaky! How could you do that?

doesn't mean that you have to be rude!

Where did you hide it? You know what?

Let's do this shit, bitches!

You feel funny? I feel...

Stupid motherfucker!

Oh, yeah, your bloodline is nasty!

Can you go ahead and make some patrén shots for everybody up here?

Hey, when I said "let loose," I didn't mean it literally!

That's misogynistic. We don't like it.

Flossy posse, back in the house!

they want you to be the keynote speaker this year.

Okay, just let me think about it.

You know, I shop at goodwill.

while I hurt him, you know what I'm saying?

I tried every fertility treatment on the market, and...

What's he gonna do with one piece of pussy coochie twat?

Trust me, it is on the agenda.

Ooh! I'm scared!

Let me just run it by them.

This is where I meet Rochelle every night.

Well, what is wrong with living with your mother?

Yo, Ryan's speech is supposed to start in 20 minutes.

She's so funny!

That can had its own soundtrack. Am I right?

Got my anti-nausea medication, hold on to that. Oh!

All right, I'm sorry! She's off her meds today!

Well, you know what, baby?

- Hug it out! - Yeah!

Now, you wanna squeeze, and twist,

My agent wrote a very convincing statement for me to read to you.

don't make him a grown man with your pedophile ass!

Yeah, the way that you two play off each other...

Sunny". Give it up for ne-yo!

Classic Dina. You just had to cause a scene.

Both balls. Dick, too.

He a nasty nigga!

Well, you better do something.

It was my first time! You said you were a nurse!

I know you're with the f to the p.

won't return any of my calls or texts.

I am beautiful. Lam strong...

Lisa! See that, bitch?

You, especially.

Sash, I got you, babe. You know that.

Ahh! Dina; Mmm!

You know, for height.

And I might be willing to spill this tea on your little site.

Ma, can you hear me?

you can have it all, in new Orleans at essence fest.

Dina, come on. Come on.

I hope that me revealing my truth

I think my liver is broken.

Hey, babe, I gotta head out or I'm gonna miss my flight.