Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

Got an oil change at dealership the other day. They of course was trying to nickle and dime me!!! Me singing "I'm every woman" after putting in my lights in over my license plate today.

Every group of friends has that one experience

I don't need your shade, okay? That's not why I came here.

Oh, lord, have mercy.

Okay. All right.

Oh! Gosh, that man knows how to exit a room.

Flossy posse! Flossy posse!

Look. Tortured artist... Why do I gotta be tortured?

So, you gonna take that community penis back.

there have been many questions about the status of my marriage.

Don't even, I already know.

Hey! Hold up, hold up, hold up!

And for what? Huh?

Lam strong, I'm powerful, I'm beautiful...

The foundation of...

This bitch think she can just be up in here,

Wait, hold up, hold up! Here!

and I love you but I hate you bitch

And I kept their placenta.

All right, that's cool with me.

Ooh, are these hurricanes?

My favorite line

Oh, no, this bitch didn't. What?

And I had forgotten that.

eating top ramen, drinking mad dog 20/20, and I am there.

Baby, baby, baby! Hey, hey, hey, beauflfuh

I love you. I love you.

in case they decide to have a litter of bitch babies.

Wow. So you playing this weekend?

shake hands, you have heaps of praise...

Don't worry, I've been pretending to be okay for two years.

Oh. Oh. Okay. Like that, right?

The problem is you never valued

there's gonna be a lot of babies named "essence."

that no matter where you are

We'll be fine. You are so silly.

and yet I'm putting up with it?

Loving, laughing,

Oh so you wanna get fucked up?

Now, you never ever wanna do this with a pineapple.

Sasha, my goodness!

You don't want any part of this sausage not being out!

I think I got scabies. It's itching.

I'm gonna go and get back to work.

It may not be pulitzer prize-winning...

And you cut both ends off, as so.

If I leak it, you can get in front of it.

He a nasty nigga!

Wow. So, listen, I'm gonna go check us in, get our credentials.

Yeah. Take it easy.

Listen, I got a look,

Steer the conversation

- You know what? - Whatever.

It ain't even midnight yet. Boo!

Bust that thing open.

How may I help you?

Why are you making air quotes? This is a place of work.

I'm gonna lnstagram it this weekend.

Yeah. I mean, I can find out. Why? What's going on'?

And you know what? I really don't wanna be judged right now.

If I will it, I can have it all.

Worker bee? Bitch, who you talking about a worker bee?

But mine wore off. So what's up?

I'm not perfect.

So forget it. What up, bitch!

We were gonna take over the world together.

There's something I need to tell you.

Never mind, I'm not even gonna ask.

Whenever best friends find out Thier girl has been cheated on.....

Okay, we gotta tell Ryan.

Listen, I ain't never seen nothing like that.

becausetodayis the last day that we will ever be this young.

Ladies and gentlemen, hall of fame candidate, Stewart Pierce.

Thank you, Sasha.

You wanna stand on my shoulders and try?

Because you thought that you oould get more suooess with Stewart!

So, listen, I'm gonna fly in before your first appearance.

Stupid-ass bitches, I hate y'all!

All right! Looks like we have a few eager volunteers!

You don't want some of this?

Run, Dina! Run!

Fuck it! I'm white boy wasted anyway!

Lam... lam strong.

You guys should go check out the carousel bar and have a drink,

Well, y'all should come through, swing by.

I can't believe Bethany just saw me like this.

but wait, let's listen, let's listen, let's listen.

I love you, but I hate you!

because I don't wanna leave the kids alone! No!

Are you gay, straight?

Yeah, I heard you. No, I gotta go.

And maybe that's why you avoided seeing them

This is just the way we greet each other.

Yes, you need to bedazzling some dick, that's what you need to do.

Oh, you wanna smirk?

I did not do this.

what Martha Stewart is to K-Mart. But bigger.

Flossy posse strikes again, huh?

Thank you. Thank you.

What happened to a normal blowjob?

Simone hired her own photographer

You feel squishy.

Oh, my goodness!

isn't worth all that you have worked very hard to accomplish.

You wanna be careful with that.

Thank you. Wait!

down to New Orleans this weekend to make the offer.

All right, I'll deliver your message. What's up?

Ryan, baby, I'm not going anywhere, you know that.

Wait. The good lord gives you all that meat, and you just hand it back?

Milk dud head...

Tighten that up.

Itjust happened! Why would I let it go?

and you need to sendthatgeneficafly enhanced ass home!

We are not going to any college frat party. Twenty-one!

You, my dear friend, are a guest.

I am beautiful.

No! Ry, I'm sorry.

Yeah, that nigga.

Thanks for everything, though.

I'm my own bee!

There's no way in hell I'll let y'all stay in that filthy dump.

That was amazing!