Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

What? Are you going to teach first grade?

and she's sucking a baseball player?

It’s chlamydia y’all that shit you can cure

I miss you, too.

the people who make you feel at home no matter where you are,

please, let me in.

Ne-yo? I love ne-yo.

I don't give a damn about her.

Welcome! You made it.

It's Bethany, she...

A journalism major with intelligence to shine

Damn, lis, lthought you wanted them to work it out.

I need you to use your lady mouth.

So cute. They're so cute!

more appropriate and effective...

Wait a minute. Hold on.

Oh! Dina! Oh, my...

making others their best selves,

you just can't pretend anymore.

There was Sasha.

I'm not just gonna throw everything away.

I made a deal with the designer.

Where the sun don't shine.

You gotta try, just in case you get lucky.

Really, though?

That is a beautiful penis.

She said, and I quote, "they're both just so real."

Bitch, I'm about to fuck you up!

Oh, wait, here, have some of mine.

Yeah, I'm actually sitting in with ne-yo

Nobody. All right. I've organized everything.

Fuck. I gotta get a new line of work.

Fine. You just keep handling your business.

I’m strong Independant women

Yeah, right here.

You're right, you don't deserve this.

What kind of freaky, old-school shit is this?

AND THAT UGLY, TIGHT-ASSED SUIT

Announcer". New Orleans!

No, Dina, don't do that.

She bought it for me.

And you have a hallucinogenic drug to thank for that.

I love you! Come here!

Okay. Uh, you can have all days off, Dina,

But I will shit in that nigga's shoe.

You got a husband?

I haven't found my equal yet.

His was deflated. Retiring, it screwed him up.

Listen, we're all adults and our insane party days are behind us.

lam powerful, I am beautiful.

I ain't never known you to back down from a challenge.

Cute, Sasha, not helpful.

Seaweed chips, cucumber rounds without the skin.

You might choke just a little bit because that make him feel like a man.

I got some aloe.

and great seats at the superdome for new edition,

Oh, I'm doing just fine, but you know what?

That was five years ago, all right?

or some strange affliction

now stop it! my ipad did not call me a whiper tous that never happened, you have to stop with your insults like whiper tous woyderman drackamaniear stink manie ectra ectra. yes this means you! because if you don't stop it i'll chop your pieces onto the freeway and throw vomit on them then roll them up!

So, come, missy,

Lesson learned.

You know she won't find you in there.

Because when I was leaving Terrence,

Icannotbeheve I'm looking at half of the flossy posse!

Real quick, lgotsnaps and zippers...

We gotta keep twisting like this, right?

Listen, how about this?

And I love you, but I hate you, bitch!

Ryan! It's good to see you!

You just had to say something, didn't you?

Look what I did.

It don't have to be Rochelle.

Lis, hurry up, okay?

And I can't wait for us to have all the most fun in the world!

I tried everything.

No, not really.

How could you say that?

and author of you can have it all.

Y'all, I'm about to get pregnant tonight. Move.

Because I like to make a motherfucker laugh

My date will pay the check. Okay.

That was amazing.

She still wants to do the deal!

Sash, I just brought you in here, okay,

Yeah, I'm good.

So, Please! Hurry!

We're a little older, a little wiser,

The photo is doctored. You refused to give an interview,

are you sure that you wanna get turned with your girls this weekend?

He is killing the bass.

I'm gonna put two q-tips in his pee-pee hole,

Gagging? You gagging?

I got drugs in my booty

You take that shit back!

I feel funny. Do y'all feel funny?

Y'all get some sleep.

Yeah. Or maybe, uh...

I am sorry, I'd like to apologize for my friends.

but right now, it's bright.

Ryan? Yes. Thank you, Bethany.

I am strong, lam powerful,

Oh, you smell good.

has led me to the decision that

but the essence folks just called and...

Dina, I haven't even finished this one yet.

and 10% of your tiltties are my titties.

Yes, girl, you're giving me life.

She wants to launch an exclusive "Ryan and Stewart" collection

This stuff right here come with instructions, okay?

She about to grapefruit him.

You know, a lot of people think that means the vagina.

Hey, Rochelle ain't here, homeboy. You need to get on.

All right! Let's have a time-out.

Smell like Hennessy

I'm taking fun pictures with celebrities.

They were. I'm not gonna front. They were.

If I had your strength, sash, maybe I would. But...

Lisa, you look like somebody's puerto rican grandmother.

and I'm gonna walk him around.

but really I'm gonna yank his balls