Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

What up, bitch!

I give people hope, I don't have a choice.

Thanks, bruh. Thank you!

and I'm taking off like a rocket. It's just...

And let me tell you something, bitch!

What the fuck !

So, I'm gonna fuck me a motherfucking celebrity!

We gonna be fucked up!

Ah, I did! I did!

Would you calm down?

because you no longer work here.

Hey, hey, hey! Calm down now! You don't know what you're getting into.

I see you hiding your tags in your shirt.

Okay, we're there. Good.

I'm gonna take care of everybody in first class because...

it burns in their brains, it burns right in their brains.

I just wanna make that my wallpaper.

Bitch, please! Clap, been there, done that, had that!

Damn it, Sasha! That was your car and your mortgage.

That's amazing!

What's she gonna do with the grapefruit?

But I guarantee you, nine months from now,

You find the right angle, you minimize the damage.

We love you, Ryan!

Did her shirt say "suck cock"?

I can't just walk away from that.

Okay, well, you can't just show forearm!

It is my honor and privilege

She needs this trip so she can go off and get some love,

You can purchase Ryan Pierce's latest New York times bestseller,

and this choice is diminishing you.

You know you always do this.

All right. All right. All right. All right.

But we shouldn't fear being alone.

And if not, let me leak it.

Uh, yeah, yeah. So, well, we're gonna get you some coffee, okay, sweetie?

And it's raw taco, she ain't got no panties on!

So, please hurry!

We take American express, ebt.

Yes! Even better. Even better!

It's okay. It's okay.

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Hey, how about we have a toast?

Imma bad bitch goddess

Look at you! You got muscles now!

Hey, baby. Knock 'em dead.

Because either you don

Ah, so, what you drinking?

You're always sorry.

Oils, incense! I got coochie spray!

She's gonna be fine. I don't even know why...

Have fun on your hashtag black girl magic weekend.

and we close this deal.

there's a long line to the bathroom here.

Photos to come.

Thatsoundshke a good plan. Yeah, I think so.

They don't wanna hear you talk. That's true.

Not if she wearing that. What?

You look like an ugly, dirty Mr. clean!

You have no Patience for dramatic revelation!

Totally, see you bright and early Tuesday morning.

You're not in my world. You don't live my life!

I don't know. I mean, I take a vigorous spin class,

and tell him I'm checking his prostate,

that you can't say in front of us.

Don't play me, nigga. I will end you!

Just go for it.

She's gonna have to uber, she ain't riding with us.

The fucking thought did cross my mind.

Everybody got a drink, I need a drink!

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Sasha, how could you ever think that?

Appreciate that, nothing but water under the bridge.

Reception is just awful.

I guess that chapter in your book is right.

I love your hair. Nice dress.

Eat a dick! And I mean that as a sista to a brotha!

Well, life is treating you well, I see that.

I promised them a free trip and it's "turnt" with a

I feel so fine! Feel me. Go on and feel me.

Julian, we 're lost in space!

It’s raw taco, She ain’t got no panties on

Oh, crap. I gotta go get her number because she was amazing, she's worth it.

because we have convinced ourselves

Well, cheers to that.

I really meant what I said earlier.

Y'all expecting somebody?

I'm a huge fan, Stewart. Thank you.

Nasty ass, Dirty ass

What do you think I should do?

And, yes, I maxed that motherfucker out with your low-ass balance!

Did y'all hear that?

NIGGAZ BE BOO THE MONKEY FOR SEX BUT NOT HIM CAUSE!

I know you can't trust me as your husband anymore.

Honey, thank you! We're gonna be rich! We're gonna be rioh!

Mr. Pierce, we are in the process of removing her right now.

and I'm gonna put it on this over-utilized sausage.

That's not gonna happen. Let's go.

My frat's having a party at Xavier.

Fuck a hurricane, girl. These are tsunamis!

Every group of friends has that one song

She about to turnt up. Sure.

He is a nasty nigga

Hi! Hey! Got to be careful.

Sounds good. Gentlemen?

Bite it, bite it, bite it!

I love y'all! Thank you, New Orleans!

Since Terrence?

Look at me! Okay, come on now.

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No, this is not a good idea, I have to pee.

Don't let me go!

Couldn't have said it better myself.

Go find Snorlax! No, you go find Snorlax!

How you look when we go out How I look

Are you not understanding?

Anytime. You know that.

We were ride or die.

I read really intense erotica,

FUCK you, LISA!

You have to believe me. I know.

and sucked all the life out of my breasts.

Oh, my god. My friends are over here.

I got Muslim oils, Christian oils! I got poodle oils!

I'm gonna get the water. The water will wash it out real quick.

and I love you but I hate you bitch

The picture that surfaced this morning isn't real.

Didn't you say you have an appearance or something?

Despite being the sexy party girl, she was a natural nurturer.

This deal will set us up for life.

It's okay. It's okay.

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Absolutely not.

Please... join us.

and let me holler at you for a minute.

Your girl needs a leash.

I'm the bitch in these streets!

I always do what?

Why did I stop?