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What?
I am strong.
With your husband.
Wait! Hey, wait! Man bun!
She's gonna send her business affair peeps
Okay. I'm about to go see a man sing. Oh, ha ve fun!
Yes, I'm serious!
What the hell's wrong with you?
I didn't want anyone to know.
Party in the vip!
Woof!
Sasha's secrets.
Because that helps with the reception.
And gossip!
Look, I just want things to be the way they were.
Oh! Dina! Oh
Okay, five months, got it. No, no!
Hmm. Those problems are behind us, thank god.
Come on.
But we can't do it apart.
HATERS Still trying to HATE and Im checking in at the resort condo like.....
Oh, you're so understanding. Oh, oh, oh!
We're going to be us.
Flossy posse is in effect!
I have raised kids before.
unless you give it to them.
It is such an honor to even be in the same...
It better be, because I plan on getting white-girl-wasted this weekend,
or "go, girl," "bye, Felicia," "ratchet,"
What is appropriate and effective? Um, Sasha. Sasha.
You said you ended this shit, and now there's a picture?
Listen, do you, uh, mind not working right now?
And that is a lovely blouse you have on. Why, thank you.
You got a wifey? No.
I would die for every last one of you.
Married my college sweetheart...
It's because I wanna keep my uterus intact.
it's of today and yesterday. It's very retro.
It's not gonna work! No!
What is this, the bidi bidi bom bom collection?
That's a terrible drink.
Peter Pan that shit!
Thank you!
.
That's a great lipstick, too. Thank you, right?
You know what? That can cause a lot of infection.
I didn't mean any of what I said earlier. I was just so...
What the fuck?
Yay!
I made a terrible mistake.
and we got her two little worker bees.
But maybe just wait until the deal closes,
Let me call you back.
You're grown.
Okay. Et tu, Sasha?
Let me get three shots of whiskey with a coke to chase.
Oh, do you remember when life was that simple?
Sash!
That can't really be...
A lovely day
I just... I couldn't do it.
Bill, look, I know why you're upset,
Come on, let's take advantage of that because if we don't,
Don't play with me.
and stop talking to us like we one of your kids?
making memories that we can laugh about the rest of our lives
And you know what? You are one of the most loyal,
Lslipped. I think I pulled a big toe.
Stop getting trashed every night,
No one has the power to shatter your dreams
I got her, ry.
Bitch!
Can I get a refill, please?
So they not fucking in Guatemala?
Bed time, 8:00 P.M. sharp.
Your room, now! I don't wanna go to my room.
I just have one condition.
The foundation...
grind it up, throw it back.
Inspire her to add a zero to the deal.
We are your biggest fans. Will you take a picture with us?
hey.
Stop it. Stop it. I know, I can't believe it.
Yeah, we're there.
Give the exclusive to Sasha's secrets.
They trippin'. Liz: Ryan, have you seen it?
No, she still can't hear me, though.
Because with the pocket squares...
Really?
I mean, it's a very good start.
Oh, my god, I think I left it in my bag.
Look at you! Man, you got fine!
and I ain't letting none of you bitches kill my vibe, okay?
No! No! No!
Oh, so you wanna get fucked up?
We done found our tribe.
than a tender sausage who knows who's in charge!
Okay, understood.
Definitely the baddest chicks at fa mu.
And I love you, but I hate you Bitch
Done.
Okay.
NASTY ASS, DIRTY ASS, NASTY ASS
I'd have slung it over my shoulder.
You must.
I'm so sorry.
Who Started The Whole Thing, But They're Still In There.
Hey. Right?
Now, look, that whole bottle will last you for five years, all right?
You left me high and dry!
Two conquerors taking over the world!
Have I made myself clear?
Oh, shit! You coming to get me, god?
Okay.
It's a whole lot of ass out there.
and then take them all to St. barts, buy them all birkin bags or something?
Or donate it to the my little pony motorcycle club.
She got a point. Yeah.
Oh.
This weekend, over half a million black women
It's so much fun.
I'm gonna pull his heart out through that motherfucker, and I'm gonna
- Damn right. - Yep.
She fucked me up with that one. All right!
You heard what Ryan said, just be cool.
I didn't know it was your lunch!
I love you but I hate you bitch!
Hmm? Dina, can we just bring it down a notch?
- Oh, my gosh! I'm so sorry! - Do something!
Whoo!
See, I know how it works in this circle, we got the queen bee,
Thank you so much! Aw!