Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

Y'all are gonna get me a heart attack!

Thank you for listening.

But our brand is who we are.

How the fuck do I compete with pillow talk?

Yeah, it's vip, five-star treatment all the way.

I put a lot of man-hours into these jackets.

Oh, you wanna smirk?

I'm not that girl anymore.

I'm working on it. I will have it to you by the end of the weekend.

Before we drink, we should get hydrated.

that is not gonna turn out well for you.

You know you're allergic to grass.

Yeah, no, no, right. I should, um...

Blessings to you and you enjoy the rest of your evening.

I don't even know why I'm here with yo' ass!

Lam so glad to hear that. Good for you.

How'd you know she was here, anyway?

The line is shorter over there,

Oh, well, then, in that case, let me go ahead and get those three shots now,

What the fuck is going on?

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Dina, I wouldn't do that.

Now, Ryan, honey, don't be mad, but with so much on the line,

I should know better than to expect

Yes. Come on, come on.

Yes, but you're only supposed to take a splash of this, young lady,

and underwrite a "Ryan and Stewart" talk show!

We old as fuck!

Oh, you can tell you got a eye for sweet...

go back to living in a dorm together,

The fuck? You into that shit?

Thank you, Julian. You're welcome.

But sometimes, words go unsaid,

Aw. Let me go find a tear to shed for you.

They reminded me of my own worth.

It's a bootyhole.

Just tag him right in the balls if he do something.

There's nothing better

Y'all Didn't Even Have To Take Me To Red Lobster!

Coke zero though, I'm watching my figure.

Look at that baby, looks like it licks its own ass.

Man, we owned that ho. Owned that ho!

What the fuck? Damn!

You all need to see these biggie smalls...

You don't need no man right now or anything.

extension cords, timberland boots.

"The couple who cooks together, stays together."

Sasha, just listen to Ryan for a second.

Come on now, Lisa.

You a piece of shit.

Really, though?

Well, no, but if that's the hotel's policy, then I understand.

when you come to the essence fest.

You know you need me!

Stop taking that picture of her fucking vagina!

I love turnt ups. Ma'am, excuse me.

andlookshkeit will have me hella bent. I want it!

All right, almost ready.

until we see you with some camel toe, okay?

Yeah, well, I changed my mind as soon as I saw his arrogant face,

Very, very lucky.

I'm a huge fan!

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I'm every woman it's all in me

That's hand sanitizer.

That was an opening, that's god.

Oh, no, wait, wait, wait!

Huh? That Simone?

Take that shit back! I'm not taking it back!

Are you gonna tell us who else thought so?

Ooh, I'll do it.

And I have pictures. Nasty, freaky pictures, too.

That's all right.

Your damn kids is here?

Why have you forsaken me, baby Jesus?

And on top of it, the bitch is here!

Oh, I ain't old. I'm just tired as hell.

I didn't think I was gonna be able to do it on my own.

Come on, estelle!

Butjust give her 15 minutes.

It's gonna have a big old Booty,

because if you drink too muoh of it, it's gonna have you halluoinating.

You can do it! It's fine!

Every sista up in here is on a mission

IN THAT UGLY, TIGHT-ASSED SUIT

Listen, I got a eye for it all. Trust me. Yeah, you do.

Now, what do we have here? A cleaver.

You texted him? I did.

You're gonna mess around and get the clap, bitch!

Pull it back! Time-out!

Hey, what up, y'all?

Lam so furious right now.

Stewart. Thank you.

Ryan, baby, listen.

That little dirty bitch Simone is here?

Ivialiki Lisa! Lisa: Oh, my god! I'm so sorry!

I was willing to accept being treated as less than I am.

I didn't do this! Simone must have!

Is that what we're doing? No. Lam serious, though.

Like he killing your shit.

yes beryl troixerette? what do you want? i want to do some nopremitioning in nollamara.

So from this moment on, Sasha's secrets is no more.

No, no. No, listen.

Heavenly father, we wanna thank you for this day of life

I got you running all over this planet doing this book,

Please don't do it!

No! Don't you say hello!

I know you wanna help people. You always have,

You ever been fucked by a ghost???

Don't be taking all day back there either, making tamales and shit.

Dina, you know this is only an hour flight?

Unbelievable, and she's been up there too long.

All right, listen. You look beautiful.

We need plan b.

Ooh, this bitch wanna get hurt!

And it's good. It's good.

Why? Let's do this.

It's so good to see you!

but I love you heifers.

Why are you taking... I'm gonna just say hello.

She's here to take your order.

That's amazing!

You think I did this?

Do you get that from squats or is that injections?

As most of you know,

I said I got kids.

It's like traveling with Beyoncé.

You guaranteed me eyeballs on your site, and I'm losing money, Sasha.

As women, we're told

Yeah, what's plan b?

Says the woman who chooses to talk shit about people for a living?

And look what I brought you

Um, actually, let's get a round for the table,

That's definitely Stewart's punk ass,

Bottom line is that you two give people hope.

Well, three dicks then.

Stick to the plan and get that hoe under control,

You still talk on the phone, keep up on social media,

Are you happy, sash?

My girl. My boy. All right.

Go, go, I beg of you, 90!

No, sir, lam sorry, you have the wrong room.