Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

Hey, are you even up for this?

Can you just let it go?

But, actually, it's the butthole.

Where is the water? Excuse me, miss!

Dickmatized, just like she said.

Hmm. Huh? What?

You know what? I need you to use your lady mouth.

I promise you. We are longtime friends, since college.

Yes, it's super cute.

Too bad all that pent-up energy is going to waste.

I got Muslim oils, Christian oils! I got poodle oils!

Don't worry, girl, I got you!

But I'm coming from a place of love tonight.

Quit whining. Come on.

Okay, I'm sorry.

and then I'm gonna twirl them around

If your arms ain't tired, you ain't been cooking!

Ryan and Stewart Pierce.

I thought that was you.

Girl, your Booty is showing!

Uh-uh. Y'all not going to sleep. Come on.

You girls are gonna be keekee-ing all weekend.

You just got some random dick, and your ass got real loose!

this is not the first time something like this has happened.

Wait. Liz: Have you been on the Internet?

It's chlamydia, y'all! That shit is treatable

Sasha! Let's go!

Well, what do you call what you're doing?

with you and Stewart at the ctroc: Party. Okay.

you about to be a mental case patient with a fat ass lol

You know, Lisa, Dina could be right.

She still loves Stewart. They're just going through a rough patch.

They give me the permission to be who I am.

This will be used very irresponsibly. Thank you!

Dina, I don't know what...

I take a little bit of that placenta, plop it right inside,

Just grapefruit him. What?

I still have to work tomorrow, I really should get to bed.

And the other half is here, too.

Officer, it was four women in multicolored wigs

Come on, ladies.

Over here! Here we go. Here we go.

I married my best friend.

Did you hear what I just said?

It's barely enough. It's beautiful.

Julian! Oh, my god!

No matter who else steps in the picture,

We gonna be rich! We gonna be rich!

What can I get you?

HATERS back home still Hatin' .. Meanwhile Im over here checking into my resort suite like......

that you had a bit of a conflict with a fellow employee.

Or is it just too much ass to pass up?

I got some cooling cream.

Cops! Cops! Come on, it's the cops!

Y'all ain't never grapefruited before?

Ryan Pierce? Any dirt on her?

Officer, It Was Four Women In Multicolored Wigs.

The junk in the trunk?

With your raggedy fake asses! Both of y'all bitches is fake!

and I'll be back in five minutes. It's really cute.

and, by the grace of god, we are here together.

and suck, so then it feels like he's getting fucked and sucked

Make sure to keep stirring so this crawfish doesn't overcook.

Me on an aerial slide Please don’t let me owe on anybody’

Are you serious?

I'll take one of you.

So we have the most amazing suite at the monteleone,

Oh, my god! That's diddy, baby!

Heifer, you are not going off to war.

Stupid-ass! And I don't need you talking shit or calling me.

disagreements go unresolved.

Okay. Liz? Yeah.

That was fucking amazing!

Flossy posse, back in the house!

Yeah, but she's so far away.

No, look, I'm just the messenger.

I get the feeling there's definitely been a few chalk outlines on this floor.

I spoke with Simone.

Listen, I've been out of the game for a minute,

I need you to focus.

Because I don't need you calling

Bombshell, folks. It looks like America's favorite couple

You know, this is a tough situation

I am beautiful.

Okay, okay. Okay.

When your ex Decides to speak nice words

When I first found out, I...

I called. All the four and five star hotels are booked.

Ryan, I don't spy on people.

What'd she do? Bite it off?

No, there's no water and no bridge. You're fired.

Morning like, you know?

and I really think our marriage is gonna get back on track.

I'm talking to celebrities and everything.

What is she doing here?

Simone, who you were huddled up, talking to in the corner?

See, Lisa? There is no turning down up in here, only the turnt up.

There goes Stewart.

All I have is eye wash. Oh, my god!

Because I can't have these kids

"Kali ma shakti" that shit, just...

You put something in them drinks, didn't you?

Truthfully? Don't lie.

...but she's making it happen.

It's okay. You were so wonderful up there, so brave.

Why won't it come off?

Better recognize your blessings.

You know, we can't all just smile for the cameras

Wait, maybe I should wait here for diddy to come out,

I have superpowers.

But I will see you and the flossy posse in New Orleans.

the slowjam mixtapes, back in the day.

or any other colloquialisms that you may have heard

Wait a minute. Hold up.

Here, this is for you. Here.

You should be careful with that.

for new edition!

So, you're just gonna drop the mic:

doing whatever the fuck she wants.